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Heart puns in 2025

Why did the shy doctor call his wife a thoracic cavity? Because she kept his heart.

I have a heart-on for you.

I tried asking my heart surgeon out on a date, I even got flowers! But it was all in vein.

You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.

What happened to the bear with heart problems? It had a Kodiak arrest.

Why was Grey’s heart pumping so fast when he met his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? He had tachycardia.

You already have my heart, but I thought you could use an extra one.

Cardiologists always know where everything is: they’re the most organised people.

Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red? She was feeling lighthearted.

What did the cardiologist say about the condition of Mr Roy’s heart? I can heartly believe you are so sick.

What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
– A Jack of Hearts!

To be a good musician, you have to have a good heart: that way, you always have the beat.

A surgeon was about to perform heart surgery when he received notice that the replacement was delivered to his house! Home is where the heart is.

What is Jack called since he is looking for suitors to marry? Jack of hearts.

Why was the student cardiologist crying when after he went through a dissection class? Because it was heart-breaking.

I can heartly wait to see you again.

If you catch a heart thief, you have to place them under cardiac arrest.

I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm. I might have to deal with him later.

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