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Heart puns in 2025

What’s the best shade of red for a heart?
– Beat red!

I saw a skeleton playing football, but he couldn’t score any goals: his heart just wasn’t in it.

What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant? He had a change of heart.

When do you know you are ready for the game? The moment when your heart is pumped up.

What did the cardiologist’s mother say to her children at dinner? Eat your heart out.

Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
– He played his heart out!

I’m so excited to see you again, I can heartly wait!

My dad has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Why did the pig have a heart attack? It had too much bacon.

What did Herbie, the gardener gift his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? A heart-beet.

Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.

I wanted to break up with my partner, who’s a cardiologist… But I didn’t have the heart to do it.

I AROTA tell how much I love You.

What happened to the student who failed his cardiology exam? He had heart failure.

What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
– He had a change of heart!

The other day I saw two birds who were in love: they were tweet hearts.

I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain. She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.

What is the heart’s favorite shade of red? It’s beat-red.

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