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Heart puns in 2025

What did a plumber say to his love interest on Valentine’s Day? You get my heart pumping.

I heartily wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

Cardiologists are great friends: they’re caring, and not vein at all!

Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order. Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.

How did Gina know that she wanted to be a cardiologist? She always followed her heart.

What do you call someone who loves dark beer?
– Stouthearted!

You have to always wear your heart on your sleeve, just be careful and don’t get it dirty.

What kind of car did the heart surgeon drive to work? A beater.

What is Bernie called by his friends for his love for dark beer? A stouthearted.

Why did the shy doctor call his wife a thoracic cavity? Because she kept his heart.

I have a heart-on for you.

I tried asking my heart surgeon out on a date, I even got flowers! But it was all in vein.

You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.

What happened to the bear with heart problems? It had a Kodiak arrest.

Why was Grey’s heart pumping so fast when he met his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? He had tachycardia.

You already have my heart, but I thought you could use an extra one.

Cardiologists always know where everything is: they’re the most organised people.

Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red? She was feeling lighthearted.

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