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Heart puns in 2025

Why could the physician not find their lover’s heart during the surgery? Because it was on their sleeves.

How did the cardiologist figure out what she wanted to do with her life?
– She just followed her heart!

You must be a locksmith, because you have the key to my heart.

What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart. Well wasnt that an unfortunate missed-stake.

Why was Freddy called the heartthrob? He had frequent palpitations.

What did the locksmith tell his girlfriend on Valentine’s day? You have the key to my heart.

Hope you party hearty this Valentine’s Day!

I thought a cardiologist was just a really good poker player!

What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks? A Jack of Hearts.

What happened to the cardiologist who wanted to become an actor? It was all in vein.

Why didn’t the skeleton feel like patching up his broken ribcage?
– His heart wasn’t in it!

You really should follow your heart, but don’t forget to take your brain with you!

My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week. Still can’t believe Gaviscon

What happened when the patient refused to get a heart transplant? He had a change of heart.

What was the doctor feeling before entering the operation theatre? Immense stent-tion.

What did the gardener give his sweetie for Valentine’s Day?
– A heart beet!

This is really cheesy, but you will always have a pizza my heart.

A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. He was on a fairway to heaven.

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