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Heart puns in 2025

What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
– A Jack of Hearts!

To be a good musician, you have to have a good heart: that way, you always have the beat.

A surgeon was about to perform heart surgery when he received notice that the replacement was delivered to his house! Home is where the heart is.

What is Jack called since he is looking for suitors to marry? Jack of hearts.

Why was the student cardiologist crying when after he went through a dissection class? Because it was heart-breaking.

I can heartly wait to see you again.

If you catch a heart thief, you have to place them under cardiac arrest.

I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm. I might have to deal with him later.

Why was the woman searching for a man with a good heart? Because she needed a heart transplant!

What did the mushroom say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? I have so mushroom for you in my heart.

Please accept this heartfelt gift.

Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.

Why did Robert fail the medical exam when his right shoulder was X-rayed? Because he did not put his heart into it.

How did the cardiac surgeon show his girlfriend where his heart lay? With a scalpel and bone saw.

What kind of car did the heart surgeon drive to work?
– A beater!

Everyone is always telling me to follow my heart, but I’m not sure what “boomboom, boomboom” means.

What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack? Michael flatline.

Why was the ghost scared of coming out in the light? He did not have the heart to do it.

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