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Heart puns in 2025

Why did the shy doctor call his wife a thoracic cavity? Because she kept his heart.

I have a heart-on for you.

I tried asking my heart surgeon out on a date, I even got flowers! But it was all in vein.

You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.

What happened to the bear with heart problems? It had a Kodiak arrest.

Why was Grey’s heart pumping so fast when he met his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? He had tachycardia.

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