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Herb puns in 2024

Whenever I cook, I’m always left with excess herbs.
Guess I just have great Thyme management.

I asked a friend to help me weed my herb garden today.
– He declined, well, it was probably the wrong thyme.

We tried planting some herbs in the back yard.
– The basil has done fine, the other died. I turned to my wife and said, “well, there’s no thyme in quarantine!”

My little brother won the Kid’s Cooking Championship. It’s time to celery-brate.

My friend went out to buy herbal juice, but the one she got did not taste good. It was a huge disappoint-mint.

Yesterday, a girl stopped me on the road and said she was with me in an Eco-club in high school. I’ve never met herbivore.

When do you add herbs to your dish?
– When it’s thyme

I dropped my jar of herbs. After I picked them all up, my cat knocked the jar over again
– Picking them up yet again was such a waste of thyme

My favorite hobby is shredding herbs. I have a grate thyme.

It is said that playing music to plants can help them grow faster. I don’t know about others, but my favorite plant musician is Elvis Parsley.

I tried to make a variety of dishes by combining spices, but it did not end up working. Now it is a re-curry-ing nightmare for me.

People ask me how I take such good care of my herb garden…
– Really I have nothing but thyme

the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me “you’re wrong about the parsley…
– but that’s okay because you’re right on thyme”

My Dad grows herbs as a hobby.
– He has way too much Thyme on his hands

My best friend is allergic to certain herbs.
– I’m afraid it’s just a matter of thyme…

My herbology teacher told me to grow herbs in my back garden. It was sage advice.

Someone stole my herbs last night. I am not going to leave them alone. It was a barberry-c act.

Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? “Michael Bay Leaves”. If you find this pun funny, you’re gonna like these Hollywood jokes.

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