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Herb puns in 2025

A new movie is being released next week. It is about a herb traveling to outer spice.

I told my wife that I’m going to arrange all the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”

I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”

Herb puns
– Today my chef asked me to grab her some spices. I yelled from outside ” I’m cumin, just give me some thyme “

My friend Herb was kidnapped!
– I just received a ransom call from a unrecognized number asking if I want to get Herb alive

My dad invented a belt made of herbs that takes you 5 minutes into the future.
– It took 6 minutes to put on. It was a waist of thyme

I just signed up for a cooking competition. I am really nervous, but I know that I have to bay-leaf in myself.

The herbs need to grow up and take care of themselves by weeding out the unnecessary drama.

My wife was experimenting in the kitchen. She added some spices into the oil and the whole thing spilled over. I didn’t see that cumin.

I’d like to experiment with more herbs and spices
– But I just haven’t got thyme

I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.
– They haven’t noticed yet… but the thyme is cumin.

Anyone else noticing a recent influx of herb related jokes?
– It is that thyme of year, I suppose.

I hired a new gardener for my brand new herb garden. He is famous for his sage advice.

Cicely was cooking tomato soup on the stove. She burnt her hands when she touched the pot. She was not using any cloves.

I was sending out so many greeting cards for Christmas. A few accidentally fell inside the spice storage. Now they are seasoned greetings.

What’s a postmans favourite herb?
– Parcely.

My fresh herbs will go bad soon
I want to make pesto but I’m running out of thyme.

Why do gardeners hand out their herbs? To pass the thyme. If you like this herb pun, please check out these garden puns right now because you’ll like them too.

I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies…
– It’s a re-curry-ing nightmare.

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