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Herb puns in 2025

I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don’t pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.

My brother and I were just reminiscing about the herb garden our family had when we were kids.
– Good thymes…

I didn’t pay attention to what herb I bought
– Turns out it was a big dill. I’m allergic.

The herb farm owner was caught stealing from his own company. He was arrested on accounts of em-basil-mint.

I added the wrong herbs and spices to the dishes yesterday. The customers were disappointed. It was calamint-y.

The chef asked a waiter to grab some spices. She yelled in response: “I’m cumin! Just give me some thyme!”

After many years of designing, the government has released a new type of currency made out of herbs.
– They spent a lot of thyme on it, but now it’s mint.

A friend suggested I added herbs to my soup.
– Sage advice.

I finally finished my book on herbs.
– Some might say it’s about thyme.

When the herb garden owner has to prepare some documents regarding the harvest, he prefers to use Microsoft Herb.

The basil was extremely disappointed when it couldn’t get into the school for herbs. I think what it really needs is encourage-mint.

I have been learning how to cook for almost a month now. I am not great, but I am getting pepper.

She handed me a jar and said, “This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular.”
– I looked at the label and thought, “That is some sage advice.”

I’m so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..
– It’s Thyme to stop.

What do you call someone who gives away free herbs? A cilantropist.

While trimming leaves in the garden, I accidentally cut off a rose plant. Thankfully, my mother didn’t make a big dill about it.

There was a herb poetry competition at my sister’s school. She got the first prize
– because she had the perfect thyme scheme.

My wife was experimenting in the kitchen. She added some spices into the oil, and the whole thing spilled over. I did not see that cumin.

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