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Herb puns in 2024

I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
– Calling it “Spit-Roasted Dill Doe” was maybe a little unwise

I poisoned my enemies herbs.
– Guess it was his thyme to go.

I told my wife I was going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order. She said “Where would you find the time ?”
– I said, “Easy, right next to the sage”

I prefer to add basil to soups. They are soup-herb!

I am trying to study in my room, but my little brothers are fighting all the time. Why can’t they be quiet? I really need some peas.

The old boy next door told me I don’t know how to season food properly. What an in-salt.

What do you call the King of herbs?
– Elvis Parsley.

What do you call moving herbs?
– A thyme traveller.

What did Paprika say when Coriander knocked on his door? Cumin.

The parsley farmer got sued because he used illegal fertilizers. Now his name is garnished.

My husband is trying to cook today. He is not a good cook,
– but I bay-leaf in him.

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up
– Good thymes

I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don’t pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.

My brother and I were just reminiscing about the herb garden our family had when we were kids.
– Good thymes…

I didn’t pay attention to what herb I bought
– Turns out it was a big dill. I’m allergic.

The herb farm owner was caught stealing from his own company. He was arrested on accounts of em-basil-mint.

I added the wrong herbs and spices to the dishes yesterday. The customers were disappointed. It was calamint-y.

The chef asked a waiter to grab some spices. She yelled in response: “I’m cumin! Just give me some thyme!”

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