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Herb puns in 2025

My friend had a dill with me, but at the last moment, she ginger mind.

My wife just threw away my favourite herb.
– She’s such a Thyme waster

I want to share some information on cultivating herbs.
– It’s sage advice.

I grew a massive herb in my garden. I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.

I was driving to town to deliver flowers and vegetables when I got a flat tire. I think I have a-spare-a-gus in the back.

A sack of herbs fell straight onto my face, and some of the herbs entered my eye. Now I am parsley sighted.

I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son’s guitar was handy….
– I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.

I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”

I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”

Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
– Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.

I wanted to plant every herb in my garden.
– But I just don’t have the thyme.

The herbal products company is facing a lawsuit for corporate fraud. It was a big white-collar thyme.

When I am bored, I like to put my hands in a box full of herbs. I have way too much thyme in my hands.

Where does herb garden go for vacation? Bazil.

Whenever I cook, I’m always left with excess herbs.
Guess I just have great Thyme management.

I asked a friend to help me weed my herb garden today.
– He declined, well, it was probably the wrong thyme.

We tried planting some herbs in the back yard.
– The basil has done fine, the other died. I turned to my wife and said, “well, there’s no thyme in quarantine!”

Yesterday, a girl stopped me on the road and said she was with me in an Eco-club in high school. I’ve never met herbivore.

My little brother won the Kid’s Cooking Championship. It’s time to celery-brate.

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