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Herb puns in 2025

I happened to see some lucky bamboos in the morning. Thistle be the best day ever.

The herbs need to grow up and take care of themselves by weeding out the unnecessary drama.

What did the herb farmer say when he was running behind schedule?
– We’re in a thyme crunch

Whst did the herb gardener say to the sloppy chef?
– Please, don’t waste my thyme!

Last night, in bed, my wife asked me to put fresh fish and herbs on her.
– I said, “There’s a thyme and a plaice for that sort of thing.”

I was always late for work because of my sleeping arrangement. My doctor suggested that I sleep in the garden. Now I wake up on thyme.

Rosemary said she was throwing a party tonight. We all were so excited and shouted: “It’s party thyme!”

My friend had a dill with me, but at the last moment, she ginger mind.

My wife just threw away my favourite herb.
– She’s such a Thyme waster

I want to share some information on cultivating herbs.
– It’s sage advice.

I grew a massive herb in my garden. I told all of my family and friends about it but none of them thought it was a big dill.

I was driving to town to deliver flowers and vegetables when I got a flat tire. I think I have a-spare-a-gus in the back.

A sack of herbs fell straight onto my face, and some of the herbs entered my eye. Now I am parsley sighted.

I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son’s guitar was handy….
– I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.

I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”

I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”

Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
– Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.

I wanted to plant every herb in my garden.
– But I just don’t have the thyme.

The herbal products company is facing a lawsuit for corporate fraud. It was a big white-collar thyme.

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