Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Herb puns in 2025

I told my wife, “I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.”
She said, “Where would you find the time?”

I said, “That should be easy. Next to the sage.”

A friend of mine just died from eating too many herbs
– It was his Thyme

I tried to make a belt out of Italian herbs, but it didn’t work
– It was just a waist of thyme

I was sending out so many greeting cards for Christmas. A few accidentally fell inside the spice storage. Now they’re seasoned greetings. If you want more Christmas humor, have a laugh with these funny Christmas quotes.

I can’t believe my best friend did not season my pizza with herbs. It is a basil thing one should know.

A new movie is being released next week. It is about a herb traveling to outer spice.

I accidentally killed off my herb garden twice. As I replanted it yet again I thought to myself…
“Third thyme’s a charm.”

Based on a true story. Wife’s eyeroll suggested this 100% belonged here.

Herb puns
– Today my chef asked me to grab her some spices. I yelled from outside ” I’m cumin, just give me some thyme “

My friend Herb was kidnapped!
– I just received a ransom call from a unrecognized number asking if I want to get Herb alive

My dad invented a belt made of herbs that takes you 5 minutes into the future.
– It took 6 minutes to put on. It was a waist of thyme

I told my wife that I’m going to arrange all the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”

I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”

I just signed up for a cooking competition. I am really nervous, but I know that I have to bay-leaf in myself.

The herbs need to grow up and take care of themselves by weeding out the unnecessary drama.

My wife was experimenting in the kitchen. She added some spices into the oil and the whole thing spilled over. I didn’t see that cumin.

I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.
– They haven’t noticed yet… but the thyme is cumin.

Anyone else noticing a recent influx of herb related jokes?
– It is that thyme of year, I suppose.

I’d like to experiment with more herbs and spices
– But I just haven’t got thyme

I hired a new gardener for my brand new herb garden. He is famous for his sage advice.

Follow us on Facebook