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Herb puns in 2025

I happened to see some lucky bamboos in the morning. Thistle be the best day ever.

The herbs need to grow up and take care of themselves by weeding out the unnecessary drama.

What did the herb farmer say when he was running behind schedule?
– We’re in a thyme crunch

Whst did the herb gardener say to the sloppy chef?
– Please, don’t waste my thyme!

Last night, in bed, my wife asked me to put fresh fish and herbs on her.
– I said, “There’s a thyme and a plaice for that sort of thing.”

I was always late for work because of my sleeping arrangement. My doctor suggested that I sleep in the garden. Now I wake up on thyme.

Rosemary said she was throwing a party tonight. We all were so excited and shouted: “It’s party thyme!”

My friend had a dill with me, but at the last moment, she ginger mind.

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