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Herb puns in 2025

I am trying to study in my room, but my little brothers are fighting all the time. Why can’t they be quiet? I really need some peas.

The old boy next door told me I don’t know how to season food properly. What an in-salt.

What do you call the King of herbs?
– Elvis Parsley.

What do you call moving herbs?
– A thyme traveller.

What did Paprika say when Coriander knocked on his door? Cumin.

The parsley farmer got sued because he used illegal fertilizers. Now his name is garnished.

My husband is trying to cook today. He is not a good cook,
– but I bay-leaf in him.

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up
– Good thymes

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