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History puns in 2025

People hated Ho Chi Minh because he was Hanoi-ing.

When the student had asked the History teacher what questions will be there for the History exam,
– she answered, “The Past.”

There are hardly any knock-knock jokes about America because freedom rings.

When Julius Caeser had met Cleopatra,
– he told her, “Toga-ether, we can rule the world.”

Who invented King Arthur’s round table?

– Sir Cumference.

When Napoleon is indecisive, he is torn-apart-e.

Why did Columbus cross the ocean?
– To get to the other tide.

When indoor toilets were introduced in Britain, it was considered to be a revo-loo-tionary move.

A teacher asks one of their pupils, “Can you describe Napoleon’s origin?”

– The pupil replies, “‘Course I can.” (Corsican)

What do you call a detective from the Reformation?

– Martin Sleuther.

When the love of his life finally left him, young Fidel cried out in despair,
– “I didn’t think you would embar go my dear one.”

In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

When one is Russian for industrialization, there is no time for Stalin.

My least favorite teacher in the school is the History teacher. Whenever she takes a class on Ancient History,
– she tends to Babylon.

Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
– Because he couldn’t lie.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

– Pilgrims.

The paper my student wrote on Tsar Ivan was so bad, it was tearable.

King Arthur’s army was too tired to fight, because of all the sleepless knights.

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