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History puns in 2025

When Napoleon died in the explosion, he was blown-apart-e.

What did Mason say to Dixon?
– We’ve got to draw the line here!

In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

If you need an Ark, I Noah guy.

Last night on Dancing With The Tsars, Peter and Catherine were great but Ivan was terrible.

One of the funny puns uttered by Mark Twain is that denial is not just a river in Egypt.

What did Richard III say when a planning proposal was submitted for building parking lot?

– “Over my dead body”

Gordon Ramsey shouted at Queen Mary because she was burning everything.

When I asked my History teacher if he knew about Einstein’s origin and history, he said, “I am relatively aware of it.”

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
– Plymouth Rock!

How did Louis XIV feel after completing the Palace of Versailles?

– Baroque.

I had a friend who got a Ph.D. in the history of Palindromes. He is now called Dr. Awkward.

How does Moses make coffee?

– Hebrews it.

There are countless marble-lous statues in Greece, but we always take them for Granite.

Who invented fractions?

– Henry the 1/8th.

Karl Marx dislikes EarlGrey Tea because proper-tea is theft.

When I wrote the history of cheese for our term paper in school, our History teacher said it was grate.

What did King George think of the American colonies?
– He thought they were revolting.

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