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Hockey puns in 2025

I had a rather unfortunate incident the other day while watching an ice hockey game.
– I was watching the game when suddenly it broke out!

Why do hockey players visit the bank?
– To give out more checks.

What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
– Both do hat tricks.

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
– There was a face off in the corner

The little boy was an avid ice hockey fan. To extend his support to the club, he decided to climb up a tree with his hockey stick. It was nothing uncommon as he was a maple leafs fan!

Did you enjoy the hockey game last night?
– Yes, it was the perfect icing on the cake.

What is the difference between a Dallas Stars fan and a pothole?
– I could swerve to avoid the pothole but not the fan.

The coach of the champion home team was very eager to get a ghost sign in for their team.
– He was of the opinion that a ghost would get many, many ghouls!

The little boy who was also the best hockey goalie of the middle school dressed up in his usual kits and went out for Halloween.
– He knocked on doors to doors and said, “Hat trick or treats”.

What did the Zamboni say to the hockey player?
– Ice to meet you.

Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver
– But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.

The famous hockey goalie was also a part-time musician. But he was asked to leave the band.
– It turns out that during the previous match, he broke his trom-bone!

Our top scorer becomes extremely happy if I assisted him in his goals. So nowadays, it has been part and parcel of my routine to feed him apples in every game.

What do hockey players and goldfish have in common?
– Tap on the glass, and you will get both attention.

Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems?
– Peter Spaz-knee!

A cake baker always likes the last section of a hockey game.
– It usually is like the icing on a cake!

Why are hockey players good at making new friends easily?
– Because they know how to break the ice real quick.

In a new pool resort, 91% of people are satisfied with their lives; the remainder is Dallas Stars fans.

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