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Hockey puns in 2025

Ice Hockey players can often be compared to a type of fish, especially the goldfish.
– You just need to tap on the glass to get their attention!

What would you call a dad and son duo invited for dinner at the hockey coach’s home?
– It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

Why don’t hockey players participate in dressing for Halloween?
– Because they would have to take their face-off.

The hockey coach wanted to win the all-important game at any cost.
– So he asked everyone to do their work off-ice!

While aiming a penalty shot, most of the Danish players always aim for the top kroner!

What made the horse go to the hockey trial?
– The horse misheard it and thought it to be a jockey trial.

The toothbrush was invented by a retired hockey player
– Otherwise it would be called a teethbrush wouldn’t it?

I don’t think that the gladiator team will play hockey tonight.
– They really had a face-off in the corner the other day!

What is the favorite position of play for a ghost in the hockey team?
– A Ghouli.

What would you call 5 Vancouver Canucks players standing ear to ear?
– A wind tunnel.

Why do NHL players never sweat?
– They have too many fans.

Luke Skywalker once tried out for a hockey team.
– He got selected for the position of X-Wing!

In an interview, a famous hockey goalkeeper’s wife was asked what the advantage of dating a goalie is?
– “Because he’s a keeper.”

What do a defeated hockey team and scrambled eggs have in common?
– Both have been beaten up thoroughly.

Hockey players absolutely hate Halloween for one main reason.
– They can never ever dress up for the festival as they cannot take their face-off for an instant!

Ice Hockey players usually carry an extra set of shoelaces whenever they go to play an important match. Those laces would come in handy whenever they would need to tie the score.

Who are the comedic trio that Detroit Red Wings fans love with all their hearts?
– The Monty Babcock’s Flying Circus.

After numerous icings in a hockey game, a player was sent to the penalty box.
– He needed time to thaw out.

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