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Hockey puns in 2024

Our town decided to form a team consisting of only old men.
– So they named it Jerry Hat Tricks!

Why can’t carpenters play hockey?
– Because they get nailed to boards.

What do a fine wine and the New Jersey Devils have in common?
– Both spend a lot of time in the cellar and cost too much and are only enjoyed on selected occasions.

Hockey players are known to make friends out of strangers very easily. It is probably because they are excellent at breaking the ice first!

The Iranian ice hockey team had really high hopes of winning the trophy as they had been training so well throughout the year since the fall, but their team drowned during the spring training!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the hockey team?
– Because she is always running away from the ball.

I’m not the world’s biggest hockey fan
– I only watch it periodically.

My boyfriend is a professional hockey player. He’s a keeper.

There was once a famous musician who played excellent lofted shots and scored goals.
– He was called Alice Scooper!

What did the Captain of the ship tell the hockey player who was using the rowboat?
– Bobby Orr

I want to form a hockey team with a bunch of old men named Gerald…
– and call it the “GerryHatTricks.”

The only bird which is an expert in playing hockey is a flamingo.
– It has the most precise move of executing a dummy by lifting it’s one leg right in front of the goal!

After the game was over, the field hockey player was arrested by the police. Later on, it was revealed that he had been charged for shooting the ball!

How many New Jersey Devils would it take to change a tire?
– One unless it is a blowout, in which case all will show up.

Once, a basketball player decided to try shooting hoops on a hockey rink. All of his friends started calling him Scottie Slipped!

I had the most unusual incident yesterday. I went to a hockey store with my friend where I knew they sold skates for good prices. I said to my friend, “There are cheap skates here!” when suddenly the employee got angry with me and called her manager.

What was on the menu for the winning hockey team?
– Stanley cupcakes.

What do you call a hockey player that raps?
– Tupuc

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