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Hockey puns in 2024

All the hockey players are allowed to drink a special kind of drink during an ongoing match and only when their team gets a chance to score from the opponent’s box.
– That drink is definitely a penal-tea!

Once, the famous field hockey player came out of retirement to make his team take the championship position at the end of the hockey season. This is the comeback story of the great Hockey Balboa!

How many teeth does a hockey player have?
– Don’t you mean tooth?

The Anaheim hockey team should have a giveaway night where they pass out pucks with their logo on them.
– Duck pucks

At the National Sports Awards, the sport of ice hockey won a prize.
– It was adjudged the coolest sport, among others!

Who was the famous sitcom character that loved hockey?
– Stanley from “The Off-ice”

How do the Los Angeles Kings spend the first week of training in camp?
– They study the Miranda Rights.

Hockey stadiums are one of the coolest places on earth.
– Probably because of the ice and lots and lots of fans!

Our town’s local hockey team won the Lady Bling trophy.
– It definitely was the trophy with the most glitz!

What is the perfect gift for a hockey player?
– An ice cap.

You and your wife are playing hockey and she shoots
– She Mrs. the net!

I had a rather unfortunate incident the other day while watching an ice hockey game.
– I was watching the game when suddenly it broke out!

Why do hockey players visit the bank?
– To give out more checks.

What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
– Both do hat tricks.

Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
– There was a face off in the corner

The little boy was an avid ice hockey fan. To extend his support to the club, he decided to climb up a tree with his hockey stick. It was nothing uncommon as he was a maple leafs fan!

Did you enjoy the hockey game last night?
– Yes, it was the perfect icing on the cake.

What is the difference between a Dallas Stars fan and a pothole?
– I could swerve to avoid the pothole but not the fan.

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