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Hockey puns in 2025
My boyfriend is a professional hockey player. He’s a keeper.
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(0) There was once a famous musician who played excellent lofted shots and scored goals.
– He was called Alice Scooper!
(0)(0) What did the Captain of the ship tell the hockey player who was using the rowboat?
– Bobby Orr
(0)(0) I want to form a hockey team with a bunch of old men named Gerald…
– and call it the “GerryHatTricks.”
(0)(0) The only bird which is an expert in playing hockey is a flamingo.
– It has the most precise move of executing a dummy by lifting it’s one leg right in front of the goal!
(0)(0) After the game was over, the field hockey player was arrested by the police. Later on, it was revealed that he had been charged for shooting the ball!
(0)(0) How many New Jersey Devils would it take to change a tire?
– One unless it is a blowout, in which case all will show up.
(0)(0) Once, a basketball player decided to try shooting hoops on a hockey rink. All of his friends started calling him Scottie Slipped!
(0)(0) I had the most unusual incident yesterday. I went to a hockey store with my friend where I knew they sold skates for good prices. I said to my friend, “There are cheap skates here!” when suddenly the employee got angry with me and called her manager.
(0)(0) What was on the menu for the winning hockey team?
– Stanley cupcakes.
(0)(0) What do you call a hockey player that raps?
– Tupuc
(0)(0) A hockey goalie mistook a game for his school lessons when he finally noticed that a hockey game just has three periods, unlike that of a school!
(0)(0) The famous singer and songwriter John Denver was asked to write the opening anthem for the Premier Hockey League.
– So he wrote the song ‘Hockey Mountain High’ for them.
(0)(0) What is the difference between hockey players and hippy chicks?
– Hockey players shower after three periods.
(0)(0) I asked a real estate agent how much it would cost to buy a hockey stadium.
– But she said she could only give me a ballpark estimate.
(0)(0) The ice hockey team needed some reinforcements in defense.
– The hockey analyst mocked them by saying, “Oduya?”
(0)(0) The young hockey player could not play on the school music band for what reason?
– Because he broke his trombone.
(0)(0) The difference between a bucket of shit and a New Jersey Devils fan is what?
– The bucket
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Ice hockey is played across several countries and is often played internationally. World competitions for ice hockey are popular times for the best hockey puns to be shared by fans. Families of those who are playing in these life changing games are sure to have the funniest hockey puns that they use when talking to their favorite players or when they are talking about them. As the entire sport is a household term now, one liner hocky puns are scattered throughout conversations every day.Corny hocky puns about the skates and their ability to stay on them at all times may be shared around the television or in the arena. The equipment puns about all of the gear are also popular, and those who have to live with the gear are sure to use silly hockey puns to share their experiences or irritations with always have it around the house and in the trunk of their cars.
Hilarious hocky puns are also a great way to help the teams bond more with both their own team and those they are competing against. Good sportsmanship is key to being the best players, and sharing corny hocky puns is sure to encourage good sportsmanship.
Floor Hockey
Used in gym classes across North America and beyond, floor hockey often ends up as an intermural sport. Cheesy hockey puns are shared around the gym and even during lunch breaks and other classes. People usually either really like a sport or don’t like it, and floor hockey is no different, but sometimes people can be surprisingly good at it even if they don’t enjoy it. With less to focus on thin ice hockey, it can be a good way to learn the rules and to get exercise.Funny hockey puns may be used by people who often play ice hockey but are left to play floor hockey, as a way for them to show their preference for the game on skates. One liner hockey puns can also be used to share a dislike of the game.
Ball Hockey
Closest to floor hockey, ball hockey is often played outside and frequently on the streets in residential areas. Kids are known to gather friends and their best hockey puns for kids and start a game on any day that the roads are clear of snow and cars. Silly hockey puns can help the older kids show the younger how to play, and the sport is enjoyed by people of all ages.Watching Hockey
Perhaps the most common are those that watch hockey. Fans use funny hockey puns to share their joy when their team wins and to cushion the disappointment when they lose. People gather to watch games at homes and in sports bars, intermingling the funniest hockey puns with food puns and drink puns as well. Those who watch the game together are often fans of the same team and use this preference as a way to get closer to people with shared interests. Friendships can be formed and strengthened by watching their favorite teams wins together.With no end in sight for the game it can be expected that hockey puns, puck puns, sports puns, and more, will all continue well into the future. Hockey season runs for several months every year with local and kid’s teams, leagues that play just for fun, work teams, and fun skates for people of any age to play. It can shape the winter for a small town or take a family on the road for weeks, bonding with their teammates and seeing more of the world than they otherwise would.
