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Hockey puns in 2024

My boyfriend is a professional hockey player. He’s a keeper.

There was once a famous musician who played excellent lofted shots and scored goals.
– He was called Alice Scooper!

What did the Captain of the ship tell the hockey player who was using the rowboat?
– Bobby Orr

I want to form a hockey team with a bunch of old men named Gerald…
– and call it the “GerryHatTricks.”

The only bird which is an expert in playing hockey is a flamingo.
– It has the most precise move of executing a dummy by lifting it’s one leg right in front of the goal!

After the game was over, the field hockey player was arrested by the police. Later on, it was revealed that he had been charged for shooting the ball!

How many New Jersey Devils would it take to change a tire?
– One unless it is a blowout, in which case all will show up.

Once, a basketball player decided to try shooting hoops on a hockey rink. All of his friends started calling him Scottie Slipped!

I had the most unusual incident yesterday. I went to a hockey store with my friend where I knew they sold skates for good prices. I said to my friend, “There are cheap skates here!” when suddenly the employee got angry with me and called her manager.

What was on the menu for the winning hockey team?
– Stanley cupcakes.

What do you call a hockey player that raps?
– Tupuc

A hockey goalie mistook a game for his school lessons when he finally noticed that a hockey game just has three periods, unlike that of a school!

The famous singer and songwriter John Denver was asked to write the opening anthem for the Premier Hockey League.
– So he wrote the song ‘Hockey Mountain High’ for them.

What is the difference between hockey players and hippy chicks?
– Hockey players shower after three periods.

I asked a real estate agent how much it would cost to buy a hockey stadium.
– But she said she could only give me a ballpark estimate.

The ice hockey team needed some reinforcements in defense.
– The hockey analyst mocked them by saying, “Oduya?”

The young hockey player could not play on the school music band for what reason?
– Because he broke his trombone.

The difference between a bucket of shit and a New Jersey Devils fan is what?
– The bucket

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