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Hockey puns in 2024

Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems?
– Peter Spaz-knee!

A cake baker always likes the last section of a hockey game.
– It usually is like the icing on a cake!

Why are hockey players good at making new friends easily?
– Because they know how to break the ice real quick.

In a new pool resort, 91% of people are satisfied with their lives; the remainder is Dallas Stars fans.

Stan Lee was an exceptional ice hockey goalie, and that can be justified by just seeing his name.
– It already has the Stanley Cup there!

There was a TV documentary about the hockey home team that kept on losing every game continuously for ten long years.
– The show has been named ‘American Horror Hockey’!

What did the enforcer say to the hockey team?
– Just checking.

Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player.
– At his very first practice, he already had the Stanley Cup..

I was eager to buy an ice hockey stadium, so I asked an agent for its price.
– But he told me that the only thing she could give me was a simple ballpark estimate!

Why was the short-tempered hockey team coach angry when he opened his email?
– He had so many forwards.

Another word for a hockey fan?
– A Canadian.

You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!

The bad team couldn’t even manage their own website, and it ultimately crashed as they were not able to even manage three W’s.

What is the favorite meal of an Eskimo hockey player?
– Ice berg’ers.

Where do hockey players get their hockey Jersey?
– New Jersey.

After conceding three goals in a row, the hockey goalie got very angry. He looked at the puck and said,
– “I’ll definitely catch you later”.

Cinderella was fired from the field hockey club. The hockey coach got extremely angry at her as she repeatedly fled away from the ball!

If potato chip companies launch air hockey, what would it be?
– It would be just air and less hockey.

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