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Hockey puns in 2025

The shoe shop owner couldn’t find the right size of shoe for the hockey player because it was his square foot.

When the ice hockey player was awarded a penalty after continuous icings,
– he went to take the penalty but took time to thaw it out!

To improve our hockey skills for the upcoming tournament, our coach advised us to watch more and more slap-stick movies!

Why are there so many track marks on the eyes of the hockey rink?
– The maintenance authority we’re slipping up.

Let’s make like a hockey team
– And get the puck out of here

Our town decided to form a team consisting of only old men.
– So they named it Jerry Hat Tricks!

Why can’t carpenters play hockey?
– Because they get nailed to boards.

What do a fine wine and the New Jersey Devils have in common?
– Both spend a lot of time in the cellar and cost too much and are only enjoyed on selected occasions.

Hockey players are known to make friends out of strangers very easily. It is probably because they are excellent at breaking the ice first!

The Iranian ice hockey team had really high hopes of winning the trophy as they had been training so well throughout the year since the fall, but their team drowned during the spring training!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the hockey team?
– Because she is always running away from the ball.

I’m not the world’s biggest hockey fan
– I only watch it periodically.

My boyfriend is a professional hockey player. He’s a keeper.

There was once a famous musician who played excellent lofted shots and scored goals.
– He was called Alice Scooper!

What did the Captain of the ship tell the hockey player who was using the rowboat?
– Bobby Orr

I want to form a hockey team with a bunch of old men named Gerald…
– and call it the “GerryHatTricks.”

The only bird which is an expert in playing hockey is a flamingo.
– It has the most precise move of executing a dummy by lifting it’s one leg right in front of the goal!

After the game was over, the field hockey player was arrested by the police. Later on, it was revealed that he had been charged for shooting the ball!

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