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Hockey puns in 2025

What do you call a hockey team full of old people?
– The Jerry hat tricks

Our local hockey club hired a moose to be their coach, and within days it showed bright results.
– Now the club is so organized that it is being referred to as a Manitoba moose!

Why is Cinderella bad in the game of hockey?
– Because she learned it from a pumpkin.

One thing Billy Graham and Los Angeles king have in common is what?
– Both can make 15000 people stand up and scream “Jesus Christ.”

The ice hockey referee started rushing to catch his flight. He reached it finally when it was just two minutes before boarding!

When the trial for the field hockey club took place in the jungle, the only insect which was selected for getting the maximum number of goals was a score-pion!

What does music and ice hockey game have in common?
– If a person doesn’t C sharp, the person will B flat.

What’s the zamboni doing at the hockey rink right before a match?
– Initialicing

All the hockey players are allowed to drink a special kind of drink during an ongoing match and only when their team gets a chance to score from the opponent’s box.
– That drink is definitely a penal-tea!

Once, the famous field hockey player came out of retirement to make his team take the championship position at the end of the hockey season. This is the comeback story of the great Hockey Balboa!

How many teeth does a hockey player have?
– Don’t you mean tooth?

The Anaheim hockey team should have a giveaway night where they pass out pucks with their logo on them.
– Duck pucks

At the National Sports Awards, the sport of ice hockey won a prize.
– It was adjudged the coolest sport, among others!

Who was the famous sitcom character that loved hockey?
– Stanley from “The Off-ice”

How do the Los Angeles Kings spend the first week of training in camp?
– They study the Miranda Rights.

Hockey stadiums are one of the coolest places on earth.
– Probably because of the ice and lots and lots of fans!

Our town’s local hockey team won the Lady Bling trophy.
– It definitely was the trophy with the most glitz!

What is the perfect gift for a hockey player?
– An ice cap.

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