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Hockey puns in 2025

During the summer, you will never find a Zamboni driver. However, with the onset of the season, you see that he has resurfaced!

I once had to give a trial for a hockey team. As I wasn’t prepared at all I could do was just wing it.

How many NHL players can jump higher than a crossbar?
– All of them, crossbar can’t jump.

A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.
– However it was acci-dental.

Carpenters hate playing ice hockey the most. The only reason would be that they don’t like being nailed on the boards!

The difference between a fat chick and the Atlanta Trashers?
– Even a fat chick scores every once in a while.

The greatest hockey player in history would be called what if he had chosen not to play hockey?
– Wanye Regretzky

What do you call a hockey team full of old people?
– The Jerry hat tricks

Our local hockey club hired a moose to be their coach, and within days it showed bright results.
– Now the club is so organized that it is being referred to as a Manitoba moose!

Why is Cinderella bad in the game of hockey?
– Because she learned it from a pumpkin.

One thing Billy Graham and Los Angeles king have in common is what?
– Both can make 15000 people stand up and scream “Jesus Christ.”

The ice hockey referee started rushing to catch his flight. He reached it finally when it was just two minutes before boarding!

When the trial for the field hockey club took place in the jungle, the only insect which was selected for getting the maximum number of goals was a score-pion!

What does music and ice hockey game have in common?
– If a person doesn’t C sharp, the person will B flat.

What’s the zamboni doing at the hockey rink right before a match?
– Initialicing

All the hockey players are allowed to drink a special kind of drink during an ongoing match and only when their team gets a chance to score from the opponent’s box.
– That drink is definitely a penal-tea!

Once, the famous field hockey player came out of retirement to make his team take the championship position at the end of the hockey season. This is the comeback story of the great Hockey Balboa!

How many teeth does a hockey player have?
– Don’t you mean tooth?

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