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Hockey puns in 2024

What is the difference between a Dallas Stars fan and a pothole?
– I could swerve to avoid the pothole but not the fan.

The coach of the champion home team was very eager to get a ghost sign in for their team.
– He was of the opinion that a ghost would get many, many ghouls!

The little boy who was also the best hockey goalie of the middle school dressed up in his usual kits and went out for Halloween.
– He knocked on doors to doors and said, “Hat trick or treats”.

What did the Zamboni say to the hockey player?
– Ice to meet you.

Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver
– But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.

The famous hockey goalie was also a part-time musician. But he was asked to leave the band.
– It turns out that during the previous match, he broke his trom-bone!

Our top scorer becomes extremely happy if I assisted him in his goals. So nowadays, it has been part and parcel of my routine to feed him apples in every game.

What do hockey players and goldfish have in common?
– Tap on the glass, and you will get both attention.

Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems?
– Peter Spaz-knee!

A cake baker always likes the last section of a hockey game.
– It usually is like the icing on a cake!

Why are hockey players good at making new friends easily?
– Because they know how to break the ice real quick.

In a new pool resort, 91% of people are satisfied with their lives; the remainder is Dallas Stars fans.

Stan Lee was an exceptional ice hockey goalie, and that can be justified by just seeing his name.
– It already has the Stanley Cup there!

There was a TV documentary about the hockey home team that kept on losing every game continuously for ten long years.
– The show has been named ‘American Horror Hockey’!

What did the enforcer say to the hockey team?
– Just checking.

Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player.
– At his very first practice, he already had the Stanley Cup..

I was eager to buy an ice hockey stadium, so I asked an agent for its price.
– But he told me that the only thing she could give me was a simple ballpark estimate!

Why was the short-tempered hockey team coach angry when he opened his email?
– He had so many forwards.

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