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Hockey puns in 2025

The toothbrush was invented by a retired hockey player
– Otherwise it would be called a teethbrush wouldn’t it?

I don’t think that the gladiator team will play hockey tonight.
– They really had a face-off in the corner the other day!

What is the favorite position of play for a ghost in the hockey team?
– A Ghouli.

What would you call 5 Vancouver Canucks players standing ear to ear?
– A wind tunnel.

Why do NHL players never sweat?
– They have too many fans.

Luke Skywalker once tried out for a hockey team.
– He got selected for the position of X-Wing!

In an interview, a famous hockey goalkeeper’s wife was asked what the advantage of dating a goalie is?
– “Because he’s a keeper.”

What do a defeated hockey team and scrambled eggs have in common?
– Both have been beaten up thoroughly.

Hockey players absolutely hate Halloween for one main reason.
– They can never ever dress up for the festival as they cannot take their face-off for an instant!

Ice Hockey players usually carry an extra set of shoelaces whenever they go to play an important match. Those laces would come in handy whenever they would need to tie the score.

Who are the comedic trio that Detroit Red Wings fans love with all their hearts?
– The Monty Babcock’s Flying Circus.

After numerous icings in a hockey game, a player was sent to the penalty box.
– He needed time to thaw out.

There is a reason that so many people pray during an ice hockey game.
– This is because both the teams have shooting stars.

A field hockey player always visits a bank after every game. The sole reason being he wants to give out more and more checks!

Why are fans from San Jose Sharks drink from a saucer?
– Because the cup is always in Detroit!

What did the pasta chef ride to the Hockey game?
– A zam-roni.

Hockey ice rinks are made round so as to keep the ice safe. Had there been corners of ninety degrees, then the ice of the hockey ice rink would have definitely melted!

Why can’t great hockey players listen to music?
– They’ve broken so many records.

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