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Hockey puns in 2024

What do you call a hockey player that raps?
– Tupuc

A hockey goalie mistook a game for his school lessons when he finally noticed that a hockey game just has three periods, unlike that of a school!

The famous singer and songwriter John Denver was asked to write the opening anthem for the Premier Hockey League.
– So he wrote the song ‘Hockey Mountain High’ for them.

What is the difference between hockey players and hippy chicks?
– Hockey players shower after three periods.

I asked a real estate agent how much it would cost to buy a hockey stadium.
– But she said she could only give me a ballpark estimate.

The ice hockey team needed some reinforcements in defense.
– The hockey analyst mocked them by saying, “Oduya?”

The young hockey player could not play on the school music band for what reason?
– Because he broke his trombone.

The difference between a bucket of shit and a New Jersey Devils fan is what?
– The bucket

During the summer, you will never find a Zamboni driver. However, with the onset of the season, you see that he has resurfaced!

I once had to give a trial for a hockey team. As I wasn’t prepared at all I could do was just wing it.

How many NHL players can jump higher than a crossbar?
– All of them, crossbar can’t jump.

A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.
– However it was acci-dental.

Carpenters hate playing ice hockey the most. The only reason would be that they don’t like being nailed on the boards!

The difference between a fat chick and the Atlanta Trashers?
– Even a fat chick scores every once in a while.

The greatest hockey player in history would be called what if he had chosen not to play hockey?
– Wanye Regretzky

What do you call a hockey team full of old people?
– The Jerry hat tricks

Our local hockey club hired a moose to be their coach, and within days it showed bright results.
– Now the club is so organized that it is being referred to as a Manitoba moose!

Why is Cinderella bad in the game of hockey?
– Because she learned it from a pumpkin.

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