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Hockey puns in 2025

How many New Jersey Devils would it take to change a tire?
– One unless it is a blowout, in which case all will show up.

Once, a basketball player decided to try shooting hoops on a hockey rink. All of his friends started calling him Scottie Slipped!

I had the most unusual incident yesterday. I went to a hockey store with my friend where I knew they sold skates for good prices. I said to my friend, “There are cheap skates here!” when suddenly the employee got angry with me and called her manager.

What was on the menu for the winning hockey team?
– Stanley cupcakes.

What do you call a hockey player that raps?
– Tupuc

A hockey goalie mistook a game for his school lessons when he finally noticed that a hockey game just has three periods, unlike that of a school!

The famous singer and songwriter John Denver was asked to write the opening anthem for the Premier Hockey League.
– So he wrote the song ‘Hockey Mountain High’ for them.

What is the difference between hockey players and hippy chicks?
– Hockey players shower after three periods.

I asked a real estate agent how much it would cost to buy a hockey stadium.
– But she said she could only give me a ballpark estimate.

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