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Hockey puns in 2024

Why are fans from San Jose Sharks drink from a saucer?
– Because the cup is always in Detroit!

What did the pasta chef ride to the Hockey game?
– A zam-roni.

Hockey ice rinks are made round so as to keep the ice safe. Had there been corners of ninety degrees, then the ice of the hockey ice rink would have definitely melted!

Why can’t great hockey players listen to music?
– They’ve broken so many records.

The shoe shop owner couldn’t find the right size of shoe for the hockey player because it was his square foot.

When the ice hockey player was awarded a penalty after continuous icings,
– he went to take the penalty but took time to thaw it out!

To improve our hockey skills for the upcoming tournament, our coach advised us to watch more and more slap-stick movies!

Why are there so many track marks on the eyes of the hockey rink?
– The maintenance authority we’re slipping up.

Let’s make like a hockey team
– And get the puck out of here

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