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Honey puns in 2025

A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.

I’m stuck on you, honey.

The American honey industry uses fascinating tech
It’s all powered by US bees.

When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies
Gives a new meaning to “busting a nut”

What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
– Hi Honey, I’m home!

I can’t bee-lieve him.

I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
– It was a queso mistaken identity.

When do bees get married?
– When they’ve found their honey!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?
– A USB.

What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey?
… Boobies

“Honey, I’m three weeks late”
“HI THREE WEEKS LATE I’M DAD”

My son asked me, “Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?” I smiled and answered…
– “Swarm.”

Bees love to listen to symp-honeys.

Honey, I think you did something backwards with the carnitas…
…this pork tastes like krop.

That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!

What’s a bee’s favorite flower?
– A bee-gonia.

You’re bee-autiful.

My wife asked, “What’s wrong honey?” I sighed, “I’m just not having much luck with jobs lately.”
“I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory, wasn’t suited to be a tailor, the muffler factory was just exhausting, couldn’t cut it as barber, didn’t have the patience to be a doctor, didn’t fit in the shoe factory, pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian!”

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