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Honey puns in 2024

What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bee?
– A hum-dinger!

Dad Joke on Shark Tank
A young kid had just made a deal with one of the sharks and got a $300,000 investment in his natural flavored bee honey company.

After the deal was made, he walked to his parents waiting outside, explained the situation and the family joyfully embraced and his mother exclaimed “Ohhh, honey!”

Dad – “…Was that a pun?”

I’m done with this once and floral.

I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, “Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked…”
“…and came out with two cases of beer!!!”

It’s amazing that cops don’t raise honey bees on the side.
They’re experts at sting operations.

We should get our honey’s worth from that product.

As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”

Hi honey I’m pregnant. Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
No you’re not.

It’s on the sylla-buzz.

We bee-long together.

What do you call a room full of dudes that like honey?
– The bro-hive

Did you hear about the up-and-coming honey bee?
– I heard he’s gonna breakout in hives.

If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of a bee makes milk?
– A Boo bee

Get clover it.

As we were getting ready to go to the beach, I reluctantly said to my wife, “I hate to say this honey, but your bikini is kinda tight and revealing.” She giggled and said…
“Well then, you’d better wear your own!”

As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.

More honey (money), more problems.

The first time I saw her, at her honey stall at the farmers market, I knew right away…
…she was a keeper.

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