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Honey puns in 2025

When do bees get married?
– When they’ve found their honey!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?
– A USB.

What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey?
… Boobies

“Honey, I’m three weeks late”
“HI THREE WEEKS LATE I’M DAD”

My son asked me, “Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?” I smiled and answered…
– “Swarm.”

Bees love to listen to symp-honeys.

Honey, I think you did something backwards with the carnitas…
…this pork tastes like krop.

That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!

What’s a bee’s favorite flower?
– A bee-gonia.

You’re bee-autiful.

My wife asked, “What’s wrong honey?” I sighed, “I’m just not having much luck with jobs lately.”
“I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory, wasn’t suited to be a tailor, the muffler factory was just exhausting, couldn’t cut it as barber, didn’t have the patience to be a doctor, didn’t fit in the shoe factory, pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian!”

I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, “Sounds That Wasps Make”. I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
– That’s when I realised I was playing the Bee side.

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? 🐝🍯
– Boobies

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
– Boo-beez

When you’re kissin with your honey, and your nose starts getting runny, you may think it’s funny
But it’s snot

You know the worst part about being allergic to bees and loving honey?
– Breaking into hives

Bees make a cacop-honey of noises.

Wife: “What are you making for dinner tonight, honey?”
Me: “Reservations. “

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