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Honey puns in 2024

Hi honey I’m pregnant. Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
No you’re not.

It’s on the sylla-buzz.

We bee-long together.

What do you call a room full of dudes that like honey?
– The bro-hive

Did you hear about the up-and-coming honey bee?
– I heard he’s gonna breakout in hives.

If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of a bee makes milk?
– A Boo bee

Get clover it.

As we were getting ready to go to the beach, I reluctantly said to my wife, “I hate to say this honey, but your bikini is kinda tight and revealing.” She giggled and said…
“Well then, you’d better wear your own!”

As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.

More honey (money), more problems.

The first time I saw her, at her honey stall at the farmers market, I knew right away…
…she was a keeper.

You can catch flies using honey
But you’ll catch more honeys being fly

I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.
Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said “Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world.” A few shouted back “It’s good but we wouldn’t say it was the best honey in the world.”
Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.

Bee mine.

Husband: Honey! Pack your bags, I just won the lottery…
Wife: That’s wonderful, honey! Where are we going?

Husband: “We’re” not going anywhere.

In class we were talking about the Russian honey bee
– I said hey it’s a KGBee

A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.

I’m lavender vibes of this house!

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