Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Honey puns in 2025

A wife says to her husband: “Honey, I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving.”
The husband replys: “Debra whoever receives your clothes surely won’t be starving.”

(I apologise if this has already been posted, I just heard my dad say it to me today.)

How does a bee annoy its queen?
– By misbeehaving

Honey, you’re so sweet!

Her: Honey can you pick up some milk
Him:* lifts gallon * done

Her: no from the store

Him: I imagine it weighs the same there too

Honey, I’ve got something to tell you and for once I’m not full of crap
I just took a giant dump

No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on.

Honeycomb – What bees use to comb their fuzz.

You can catch a lot of flys with honey
But you’ll catch more honeys being fly

I just couldn’t bee-lieve Honey never expires

Maybe a little Easter joke here and there…
What do you call and Egg from Space? A Eggsaterrestrial
What do you get when you cross a Bee and a Bunny? A Honey Bunny
What jewelry does the Easter Bunny where? 14 Carrot Gold

The bee got into some sticky business.

I told my wife at dinner, “honey your chicken parmesan reminds me of a poutine” she said “how’s that?”
– Because I want to poutine my mouth.

Where do worker bees go on vacation?
– Sting-apore.

Honey. I’m home!

Called my wife and said, “I’m almost home, honey, could you please put the coffee maker on.” After a twenty second pause, I asked, “You still there sweetheart?” She answered, “Yeah…”
“But I don’t think the coffee maker wants to talk right now!”

Grandpa: Don’t come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.
Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.

I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.
– It was a freebie.

Honeymoon – Bees spending some time together after their marriage.

Follow us on Facebook