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Honey puns in 2025

I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.
– Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said “Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world.” A few shouted back “It’s good but we wouldn’t say it was the best honey in the world.”

Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.

So regular bees make honey, but what type of bees make milk?
– Boo-bees.

Its a bright and honey day.

Honey, can you grab me some ankle socks?
– No, they’re feet socks, silly!

I was on the phone with my wife and said, “I’m almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on.” After a twenty second pause, I asked, “You still there sweetheart?”
“Yeah…” she replied. “But I don’t think the coffee maker wants to talk right now…”

Bee keepers have the prettiest eyes
– Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

Hon-knee – A bee’s favorite body part.

Me: Honey, did you recycle the old computer, or just throw it in the trash?
My boyfriend: Neither. I put it on the .com-post.

What do you get when you cross a doorbell and a bee?
– A hum-dinger!

Dad Joke on Shark Tank
A young kid had just made a deal with one of the sharks and got a $300,000 investment in his natural flavored bee honey company.

After the deal was made, he walked to his parents waiting outside, explained the situation and the family joyfully embraced and his mother exclaimed “Ohhh, honey!”

Dad – “…Was that a pun?”

I’m done with this once and floral.

I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, “Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked…”
“…and came out with two cases of beer!!!”

It’s amazing that cops don’t raise honey bees on the side.
They’re experts at sting operations.

We should get our honey’s worth from that product.

As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”

Hi honey I’m pregnant. Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
No you’re not.

It’s on the sylla-buzz.

We bee-long together.

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