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Honey puns in 2025

Honey, I think you did something backwards with the carnitas…
…this pork tastes like krop.

That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!

What’s a bee’s favorite flower?
– A bee-gonia.

You’re bee-autiful.

My wife asked, “What’s wrong honey?” I sighed, “I’m just not having much luck with jobs lately.”
“I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory, wasn’t suited to be a tailor, the muffler factory was just exhausting, couldn’t cut it as barber, didn’t have the patience to be a doctor, didn’t fit in the shoe factory, pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian!”

I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, “Sounds That Wasps Make”. I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
– That’s when I realised I was playing the Bee side.

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? 🐝🍯
– Boobies

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
– Boo-beez

When you’re kissin with your honey, and your nose starts getting runny, you may think it’s funny
But it’s snot

You know the worst part about being allergic to bees and loving honey?
– Breaking into hives

Bees make a cacop-honey of noises.

Wife: “What are you making for dinner tonight, honey?”
Me: “Reservations. “

In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen…but she laughed in their faces.
No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn’t work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been “bee-headed”

Looking for a new pun tat
I already have a bee on my butt-cuz when I do the sizzle finger thing I say it stings beeing this hot

A pacifier on my middle finger- for the suckers

I am hoping to get a fly in a suit soon holding some jars of honey- cuz you can catch a fly with honey but you can catch more hunnys being fly

Any other ideas would be appreciated

Bee yourself!

My wife asked, “Honey, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? It’s too high for me.”
– It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.

What kind of Bees produce milk instead of honey?
– Boobies

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
– Boobees.

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