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Honey puns in 2024

The first time I saw her, at her honey stall at the farmers market, I knew right away…
…she was a keeper.

You can catch flies using honey
But you’ll catch more honeys being fly

I had some delicious honey on my toast this morning.
Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said “Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world.” A few shouted back “It’s good but we wouldn’t say it was the best honey in the world.”
Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.

Bee mine.

Husband: Honey! Pack your bags, I just won the lottery…
Wife: That’s wonderful, honey! Where are we going?

Husband: “We’re” not going anywhere.

In class we were talking about the Russian honey bee
– I said hey it’s a KGBee

A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.

I’m lavender vibes of this house!

Where does Austin Powers get his honey?
– “Oh Bee-hive!”

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