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Honey puns in 2025

I considered giving up my honey business and joining a cult
But I’m just not a bee leaver.

Edit: Thank you for the award, friend!!!!

How is honey like the Boy Scout motto?
– They’re both bee-prepared.

I went to the beekeeper and asked for 12 bees, he gave me 13…
– That’s a free-bee be said.

Bees are so honey, they crack me up.

Last night my wife says “Honey will you go get us some tortilla chips and cheese?”
– I looked deep into her eyes and said “I’m nacho delivery service. “

What do bees like with their sushi?
– Wasa-bee!

I’m not very good at making analogies
– It’s like bees trying to make honey

Awww… You’re so sweet!

A wife says to her husband: “Honey, I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving.”
The husband replys: “Debra whoever receives your clothes surely won’t be starving.”

(I apologise if this has already been posted, I just heard my dad say it to me today.)

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