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Honey puns in 2025

You can catch a lot of flys with honey
But you’ll catch more honeys being fly

I just couldn’t bee-lieve Honey never expires

Maybe a little Easter joke here and there…
What do you call and Egg from Space? A Eggsaterrestrial
What do you get when you cross a Bee and a Bunny? A Honey Bunny
What jewelry does the Easter Bunny where? 14 Carrot Gold

The bee got into some sticky business.

I told my wife at dinner, “honey your chicken parmesan reminds me of a poutine” she said “how’s that?”
– Because I want to poutine my mouth.

Where do worker bees go on vacation?
– Sting-apore.

Honey. I’m home!

Called my wife and said, “I’m almost home, honey, could you please put the coffee maker on.” After a twenty second pause, I asked, “You still there sweetheart?” She answered, “Yeah…”
“But I don’t think the coffee maker wants to talk right now!”

Grandpa: Don’t come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.
Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.

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