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Horse puns in 2024

The only disease which most horses are scared of is Hay fever!

I had a half-horse friend who always had to be at the centaur of attention.

The horse bought a house, and he decided to pay his mortgage in in-stallion-ments for ten years!

There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see.

My neighbor has a horse who always neighs loudly at night.
-She’s a night-mare to live with!

The amateur artist displayed a lot of horse paintings and drawings as he was eager to mount an exhibit!

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.

 If a horse is asked to cast his vote for the Senate of the horses, it usually had the option of a hay or a neigh!

Horses are very bad at boxing as they just keep on hitting the hay!

Rein it in with the gossip!
– You’ll stirrup trouble.

A couple of horses decided to form a band called ‘The Foals’
-They have quite a colt following!

The bad horse didn’t want to answer any question that was asked to him, so he kept on stalling!

The horse was getting ready for the gala, so he visited his tail-or to get his suit fixed!

Bombproof Your Horse

The only horse which will never lose a bet is Sherbet!

The horse was shown the red card and asked to leave the field while playing soccer as he would foal very often!

People on horses look better than they are; people in cars look worse than they are.

The arrogant horse was picked on by the other animals of the farm as they thought the horse would stirrup trouble any day.

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