Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Horse puns in 2025

Racehorse: A barn athlete.

My brother applied as an assistant stable caretaker.
-The farm really needs a co-pile-it!

I finally scolded my horse a lot because it ate all of the bedding in its stable, and it was the last straw.

 A horse walked into a restaurant, and before he could order, the waiter said, “Hey”, so the horse replied, “Yes, please”.

The arrested horse was released by the police because it de-neigh-ed everything.

Horses usually travel via inter-galloptic space when traveling from one galaxy to another!

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

The man who owned the riding school was in dire straits as his business always kept falling down!

Just before any thunder, horses see lightning colts!

I can make more generals, but horses cost money.

 Jockeys communicate with their horses by laying all their cards on the stable!

Just before the race, the young horse was extremely charged up as it ate a little bit of haywire!

The only disease which most horses are scared of is Hay fever!

I had a half-horse friend who always had to be at the centaur of attention.

The horse bought a house, and he decided to pay his mortgage in in-stallion-ments for ten years!

There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see.

My neighbor has a horse who always neighs loudly at night.
-She’s a night-mare to live with!

The amateur artist displayed a lot of horse paintings and drawings as he was eager to mount an exhibit!

Follow us on Facebook