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Horse puns in 2024

The newly married horses were looking for a place to stay.
-They finally went to a hotel and booked the bridle suit!

The only cheese that can completely disguise a small horse is a mascarpone!

Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts.

The pony was a good journalist as he always brought news straight from the horse’s mouth!

Horses usually drink wine and champagne on a de-canter!

Maybe she’s barn with it…
– Maybe it’s neighbelline.

 While visiting a shopping mall, the horse had to visit the loo, so he went to the bathroom stall-ion.

The only American Football team that every horse supports is the Denver Broncos.

The stylish horse’s hair always shines brightly in the sun as he mane-tains it!

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.

The fanciest horse which never takes part in a race is a clotheshorse!

My horse is a bad dancer because, well, it has two left feet.

Jockeys are often considered to be clouds as they hold the reins!

A Bronco went to a shop to buy a packet of juice, but the manager kicked him out because he just had one buck.

The young pony was wildly excited about being called up to the sports rally as he thought it would be a big end-horse-ment!

Go to bed!
– It’s pasture bedtime!

I bought a horse at the spur of the moment
-It was a bad decision, and now I am saddled with tons and tons of responsibilities!

My horse is extremely spontaneous as he always does things at the very spur of the moment!

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