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Horse puns in 2025

I was really enjoying my ride and just thinking how beautiful it was here and the next minute I was picking gravel out of my head.

If your horses get possessed by demons, only consult an ex-horse-ist!

The horse had no friends as he always bail-ed on everyone!

I read a novel that had the story of a runaway horse
– It was such a bad tale of ‘whoa’.

My horse woke up screaming and crying in the dead of night.
-She probably had a night-mare!

Horses only ever have one hospital where they can go to have babies
– It’s in Philly.

A lot of horses get distracted
– it’s just human nature.

A horse that has a negative attitude in life can always be seen saying “Neigh”.

A horse was running towards a man at full speed because it heard the man shout ‘Hey’.

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.

Horses love rock music, and they adore the band Queen.
– Their most favorite song is ‘Crazy Little Thing Colt Love’.

The little mare got very sick, so he had to be admitted to the horse-pital!

My brother woke up late and was running late for work, so I told him to hoof it!

The horse, while climbing a mountain, fell down and said to his friend, “Help me please, I cannot giddyup”.

Horses love country music.
-Their favorite musician and singer is Colt-on Underwood!

Black beauty
– – he’s a dark horse.

The stallion was an avid adventurer and has visited many places across the world
-He surely is a globe-trotter!

In a race, a horse named ‘Black Beauty’ beat the odds to win the race.
-Guess she was indeed the dark horse!

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