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Horse puns in 2024

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

The man who owned the riding school was in dire straits as his business always kept falling down!

Just before any thunder, horses see lightning colts!

I can make more generals, but horses cost money.

 Jockeys communicate with their horses by laying all their cards on the stable!

Just before the race, the young horse was extremely charged up as it ate a little bit of haywire!

The only disease which most horses are scared of is Hay fever!

I had a half-horse friend who always had to be at the centaur of attention.

The horse bought a house, and he decided to pay his mortgage in in-stallion-ments for ten years!

There are no handles to a horse, but the 1910 model has a string to each side of its face for turning its head when there is anything you want it to see.

My neighbor has a horse who always neighs loudly at night.
-She’s a night-mare to live with!

The amateur artist displayed a lot of horse paintings and drawings as he was eager to mount an exhibit!

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.

 If a horse is asked to cast his vote for the Senate of the horses, it usually had the option of a hay or a neigh!

Horses are very bad at boxing as they just keep on hitting the hay!

Rein it in with the gossip!
– You’ll stirrup trouble.

A couple of horses decided to form a band called ‘The Foals’
-They have quite a colt following!

The bad horse didn’t want to answer any question that was asked to him, so he kept on stalling!

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