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Hot Dog puns in 2025

In October, I like to eat a hot dog that has nothing inside it.
– It’s a hollow-weenie.

What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?
– A hot dog.

Relish today and ketchup tomorrow.

What has 100 teeth and eats wieners?
– A zipper!

When I am eating my hot dog I stay in the moment so I relish today and ketchup tomorrow.

My dog jumped into the fire pit and turned into a hot dog.

“Playing ketchup with summer.”

What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
– A “hollow-weenie!”

Hot dogs look alike all
– because they are in bread.

The one thing that can beat any burger at golf is a links sausage.

German hot dogs are the most controversial ones out there.
– They make the best and the wurst of them.

Nice buns.

What do you give a dog with a fever?
… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

How do you cool down a warm puppy?
– Ketchup is always good for a hot dog.

Frank-furt-ly, this has been the best barbecue I’ve been to.

When can a pizza marry a hot dog?
– Only after a very frank relationship.

I prefer my puns and buns intended.

What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
– Ketch-up!

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