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Hot Dog puns in 2025

When you are having a hot dog barbeque with your buddies, relish the good times.

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I got fired from my job at the hot dog stand
– because I put my hair in a bun.

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“Dear, hot dogs. You’re so barbe-cute.”

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Where do you smart hot dogs go?
… On the honor role.

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What is the type of saw that cuts hot dogs?
– Sawsage.

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What is a scary hot dog that has nothing inside?
– A hollow-weenie.

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Relish the good times you have with good friends.

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You’re a real weiner.

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When can a pizza marry a hot dog?
– After a very frank relationship.

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What do you call a not so nice person who won the hot dog eating contest?
– A

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I met a dog with a fever once.
– Boy, was he a hot dog.

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?
– Hot diggety dog.

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Relish the good times with your best friends.

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When I took the first bite of the hot dog and the ketchup squirted in my eye so now
– I have heinzsight.

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I mustard you a question, so do you care for hot dogs?

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The family got completely lost on their journey to the hot dog stand.
– They took a turn for the wurst.

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“I’m going to flip when summer’s over.”

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What do you give a dog with a fever?
– Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

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