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Hot Dog puns in 2025

When you are afraid of the German sausage eating you instead of the other way around, you are fearing the wurst.

I had a friend who lived in Frankfurt. He got fed up of being called a frankfurter.
– So he decided to move to Hamburg so he could avoid the puns.

“You’re a real weiner.”

What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?
– Hot, diggety dog.

What is a hot dog race called?
– Wiener takes all.

When you are a son of a hot dog, everyone at school calls you a wiener

In October, I like to eat a hot dog that has nothing inside it.
– It’s a hollow-weenie.

What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?
– A hot dog.

Relish today and ketchup tomorrow.

What has 100 teeth and eats wieners?
– A zipper!

When I am eating my hot dog I stay in the moment so I relish today and ketchup tomorrow.

My dog jumped into the fire pit and turned into a hot dog.

“Playing ketchup with summer.”

What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
– A “hollow-weenie!”

Hot dogs look alike all
– because they are in bread.

The one thing that can beat any burger at golf is a links sausage.

German hot dogs are the most controversial ones out there.
– They make the best and the wurst of them.

Nice buns.

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