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Hot Dog puns in 2025

What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?
– Stop touching my buns.

Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.

That German club with the different types of hot dogs in it sounded good but I declined to go
– because it was too krauted.

We ended up grilling too many hot dogs so now we are in a pickle.

I just bought a saw that cuts through frankfurters.
– It’s a sawsage.

“Hanging with my grill friends.

How do hot dogs greet each other?
– They say “give me some skin!”

What is a hot dog and potato cross?
– A dictator.

Did you hear about the sausage that was lost?
There was a missing link.

My friend asked if she could eat a hot dog, or if it was bad for her diet.
– I said that it wasn’t the wurst thing she could eat.

Out of every single hot dog out there,
– I pickle you.

Hot dog lover since birth.

What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
– A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

What? Did you eat 10 hot dogs at once? Salami get this straight, did I hear that right?

The hot dog managed to get a job, even though he had a criminal record.
– It was only a misde-wiener.

When does a hot dog have a close shave?
– At the barber-cue.

I think we grilled too much food. Ugh, what a pickle.

I do take my time when I put toppings on my hot dogs
– because I just relish those moments.

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