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Ice puns in 2025

The only way to stop the snow from giving you cold feet is by ensuring you don’t go around brr-footed.

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The pirate was sad when the parrot left; it gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why do bees prefer to stay in their hives in winter?
– ‘Swarm.

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It was just one dollar to enter the ice rink, what a cheapskate.

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I’ve been there once or ice.

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Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter?
-To stop his coffin.

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I’m such a rebel; I eat spring rolls during the cold winter months.

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It was so frosty this morning that I opened the fridge to heat the house.

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Just-ice is a dish best served cold. I
– If it were warm, it would just be

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 When the snow boy fought with the snow girl, the latter gave him the cold shoulder.

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 Do birds know when it’s cold and they have to head south for winter, or do they just wing it every time?

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Where do seals go to see movies in the cold weather?
-To the best dive-in around.

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When someone wishes me a happy winter, it always leaves me cold.

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Hi, have an ice day.

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Why are colds useless criminals?
-Because they’re easy to catch.

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The cold winter was harsh on the trees, but by spring, they were re-leafed.

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When my ice house breaks Igloo it back together!

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I fell over on the ice earlier.
-Nobody helped me, so I gave them all the cold shoulder.

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