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Ice puns in 2025

When someone wishes me a happy winter, it always leaves me cold.

Hi, have an ice day.

Why are colds useless criminals?
-Because they’re easy to catch.

The cold winter was harsh on the trees, but by spring, they were re-leafed.

When my ice house breaks Igloo it back together!

I fell over on the ice earlier.
-Nobody helped me, so I gave them all the cold shoulder.

 In summer, the local musicians love to keep their trumpets in freezers because people enjoy cool music.

 I saw a cold eagle this morning in the snow, and he said, “I am a brrr-ird”.

Why don’t ants catch colds?
-They have really tiny anty bodies.

 I am not going outside again until the temperature is well above my age.

We must be a handful, I bet mum loves the odd kid freeze days.

What happens when you put cold hot sauce on top of your hot food in winter?
– You chilly things up.

As the cold weather started to improve, I saw a snowman have a meltdown.

Walking onto a frozen pond is a great ice breaker…

When it gets really cold here, everyone rushes into their homes.
– It’s snow funny laughing matter.

Did you know when you cross a scary vampire and a snowman, you get a severe case of frostbite.

I saw a snowman with a dog; it was a slush puppy.

Which animals are the coldest in winter?
-Mice. Except for the M, they’re ice.

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