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Ice puns in 2025

I love this toy shop, today they have buy one get one freeze offers.

During a heated work discussion, the two teams decided it would be best to take a walk into the frozen pond.
-They thought this would be the best way to break the ice between them.

Nobody could get a job at the ice-rink during winter, because the senior management had put a hiring freeze.

 I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.

I had to sit a math exam in an unheated room in the middle of an ice cold winter.
-I was cold and calculating.

My friend told me the best diet in cold weather is icebergs and sweet chilly sauce.

The legendary Elton John isn’t really into icebergs, he’s more a Rocket man.

Cold weather?
-Oh chill, it’s definitely snow problem.

How do you search Google on freezing cold days?
-With the winter-net.

 I saw a snowman looking through a bag of carrots for the best one; he was picking his nose.

My sister and I are as different as chalk and freeze.

When we arrived at the ice-rink, the ruts were clearly visible.
-The maintenance crew there must be slipping up on its job.

The man got cold feet because he fell asleep with his legs in a bucket of ice!

Be careful, if you’re alone and get too cold in the snow, you might become ice-olated.

I became a world-renowned expert on ice and cold weather.
-And it only took me two degrees to do it.

It was a whirlwind winter romance, love at frost sight.

Sometimes life is sugar and spice, and all things ice.

You don’t like my ice pun?
– How cold.

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