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Ice puns in 2025

When we arrived at the ice-rink, the ruts were clearly visible.
-The maintenance crew there must be slipping up on its job.

The man got cold feet because he fell asleep with his legs in a bucket of ice!

Sometimes life is sugar and spice, and all things ice.

You don’t like my ice pun?
– How cold.

It was a whirlwind winter romance, love at frost sight.

I had a really good final ice pun to tell you, but it slipped my mind.

What are the only two seasons to occur in Antarctica?
-Cold and colder.

The weather forecast was for cold rain, and sure enough, it was an ice day.

 I believe the best scientists who are dedicated to experimenting with thin ice will achieve a big breakthrough.

Eskimos love keeping cows outside in the cold and snow.
-They call them eskimoos.

Feeling cold?
-Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.

When ordering a birthday cake in winter, there is no need to ask for extra thick icing.

 I only have ice for you.

I saw someone stealing a glacier last winter.
-It was an ice-burglar.

This soup is made with really cool beans, it’s chilly.

It was so frosty this morning that I had an ice cream to warm me up.

I lost my job at the weather station.
-People gave me the cold shoulder; they were too chill for me.

 It’s no laughing matter, my favorite cereal in cold weather is always frosted flakes.

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