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Ice puns in 2024

It’s Snow White.
-Can’t say fairer than that.

Ice is made of water, and it is something which actually doesn’t need any further introduction, present in different forms like snow, hail stone and so on

When I told them, I have a nasty cold, they started laughing at me
-I retorted, “It’s snot funny.”

When it became cold outside last night, we decided to chill in the store and have some coffee.

 If you want to serve a polar bear a drink before bed, just give him an ice-cap.

What do you call a famous zoo where all the giraffes have colds in winter?
-Giraffe Sick Park.

Earlier today got hit in the face by a snowball, it knocked me out cold.

This is a great opportunity, go for it and freeze the day.

What do you call an arctic ice-cold spell at the end of the year?
-Decem-brr!

 If I have a purchased an icehouse and for some reason, it starts to fall apart, igloo it back together.

When you walk through the winter months with your eyes closed, the only thing you can catch is a cold.

If all the ice melts, is it just berg lettuce??

Snowmen have a unique name they call their offspring.
-They love to refer to them as chill-dren.

Taking a walk on an icy lake is snow problem, the thing is you have to brave the cold weather.

Penguins are never full from dinner, they like to have ice-pudding for afters too.

What does a dog crave when it is indecisive, cold, and angry?
-Hmm Brr Grr.

I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.

I love this toy shop, today they have buy one get one freeze offers.

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