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Ice puns in 2025

Feeling cold?
-Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.

This soup is made with really cool beans, it’s chilly.

 I only have ice for you.

I saw someone stealing a glacier last winter.
-It was an ice-burglar.

 It’s no laughing matter, my favorite cereal in cold weather is always frosted flakes.

It was so frosty this morning that I had an ice cream to warm me up.

I lost my job at the weather station.
-People gave me the cold shoulder; they were too chill for me.

When it is still cold and snowing and the sun emerges, be on the lookout for snowbows.

 I am a bit cold today in the snow, but it’s ice to meet you.

What’s cold, white and smells minty in winter?
– A polo bear.

 I found a dollar bill frozen in ice; it was cold hard cash.

Enjoy the ice of life.

What do you call kids when they’re out ice skating?
-You can call them chill-dren.

I saw a slow skier earlier in the snow; I guess you could say a slope-poke.

The frost this morning froze my gnomes into an odd stance, icy pose.

Don’t trust big changes in the weather.
-It’s just a front at best.

The only way to stop the snow from giving you cold feet is by ensuring you don’t go around brr-footed.

The pirate was sad when the parrot left; it gave him the cold shoulder.

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