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Ice puns in 2025

If all the ice melts, is it just berg lettuce??

Snowmen have a unique name they call their offspring.
-They love to refer to them as chill-dren.

Taking a walk on an icy lake is snow problem, the thing is you have to brave the cold weather.

Penguins are never full from dinner, they like to have ice-pudding for afters too.

What does a dog crave when it is indecisive, cold, and angry?
-Hmm Brr Grr.

I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.

I love this toy shop, today they have buy one get one freeze offers.

When are your eyes, not your eyes?
– When the cold weather makes them water

Nobody could get a job at the ice-rink during winter, because the senior management had put a hiring freeze.

 I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.

I had to sit a math exam in an unheated room in the middle of an ice cold winter.
-I was cold and calculating.

During a heated work discussion, the two teams decided it would be best to take a walk into the frozen pond.
-They thought this would be the best way to break the ice between them.

My friend told me the best diet in cold weather is icebergs and sweet chilly sauce.

The legendary Elton John isn’t really into icebergs, he’s more a Rocket man.

Cold weather?
-Oh chill, it’s definitely snow problem.

 I saw a snowman looking through a bag of carrots for the best one; he was picking his nose.

My sister and I are as different as chalk and freeze.

How do you search Google on freezing cold days?
-With the winter-net.

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