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Ice puns in 2025

I lost my job at the weather station.
-People gave me the cold shoulder; they were too chill for me.

When it is still cold and snowing and the sun emerges, be on the lookout for snowbows.

 I am a bit cold today in the snow, but it’s ice to meet you.

What’s cold, white and smells minty in winter?
– A polo bear.

 I found a dollar bill frozen in ice; it was cold hard cash.

Enjoy the ice of life.

What do you call kids when they’re out ice skating?
-You can call them chill-dren.

I saw a slow skier earlier in the snow; I guess you could say a slope-poke.

The frost this morning froze my gnomes into an odd stance, icy pose.

Don’t trust big changes in the weather.
-It’s just a front at best.

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