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Kitchen puns in 2024

I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea
I thought hmm, there’s a storm brewing

Kitchen scale
My 5 yr old son pulled down the kitchen scale and asked me what it was for. I explained what it was and we left the kitchen.

Later, my wife asks me what our son was asking about so I told her we were talking about what the kitchen scale is used for. She then asks me “Why is it still on the counter? Why didn’t you put it away?!”

I said “Because, we were weighing his options.”

My friend’s father wanted to be in the army, but owing to dyslexia, he became a chef. But that didn’t dampen his attitude. He went all buns blazing in the kitchen!

My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
– I had to get a running start but I made it!

Hit me with your best pot.

My Brother used to Steal from Kitchen Supply Stores..
He was always the whisk-taker in the family.

My kids say my cooking is incredible… with a silent ‘cr’

My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.
I have to admit… it was a pretty good counter argument.

I like you berry much.

a friend of mine dared me to steal some kitchen supplies
but that just wasn’t a whisk I was willing to take

I told a joke about cooking, but no one laughed at it. I guess it didn’t pan out!

I saw a Chinese cooking utensil that was gluten-free, carbon-neutral, and as well as vegan. I think it’s called a wok!

A lawyer who cooks lunch can be called a sue chef!

It’s so knife to meet you.

Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate. It was the grater of two evils.

Aerosmith loved Chinese food, and as a result, they gave a perfect tribute to it with their song ‘Wok This Way’.

I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I got mixed results.

Turnip the beet!

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