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Kitchen puns in 2025

My friend’s father wanted to be in the army, but owing to dyslexia, he became a chef. But that didn’t dampen his attitude. He went all buns blazing in the kitchen!

My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
– I had to get a running start but I made it!

Hit me with your best pot.

My Brother used to Steal from Kitchen Supply Stores..
He was always the whisk-taker in the family.

My kids say my cooking is incredible… with a silent ‘cr’

My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.
I have to admit… it was a pretty good counter argument.

I like you berry much.

a friend of mine dared me to steal some kitchen supplies
but that just wasn’t a whisk I was willing to take

I told a joke about cooking, but no one laughed at it. I guess it didn’t pan out!

I saw a Chinese cooking utensil that was gluten-free, carbon-neutral, and as well as vegan. I think it’s called a wok!

A lawyer who cooks lunch can be called a sue chef!

It’s so knife to meet you.

Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate. It was the grater of two evils.

Aerosmith loved Chinese food, and as a result, they gave a perfect tribute to it with their song ‘Wok This Way’.

I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I got mixed results.

Turnip the beet!

A sous chef was hired by a cannibal. The only reason being, the latter wanted a hand with dinner!

While cooking, I got stressed and screamed at my colander, and now I have a strained voice!

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