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Kitchen puns in 2024

Harry Potter found it extremely difficult to differentiate between a cooking utensil and his best friend because they are both cauldron!

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Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant He’s calling it Wok of Life

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Everyone should always cook egg dishes to egg-spand their horizon!

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It’s a gravy situation.

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Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
– Because cheese grater!

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I wanted to cook mushrooms at a cooking competition, but it was a one-off chance. There was not mushroom for error!

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Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don’t worry, it’s not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-

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A couple of dogs were sitting in the kitchen chewing the fat. First dog says, “I heard a good joke today.” Second dog replies, “Go on then.” First dog continues, “Knock Kno…”
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk…

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A guy in our area was arrested last week for stealing cooking utensils. He still thinks it was a whisk worth taking!

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A favorite gun for any chef is a-salt-rifle!

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Wren kitchens have just been closed down by the police
Apparently it was a big counter fitting operation

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A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.
“Are you the friar?” he asked.

The brother replied, “No, I’m the chip monk”.

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My son told me he can drink a whole glass a whiskey straight. Personally, I think it’s neat.

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The police inquired about the accident in the kitchen, and the pastry chef said it happened right in front of his berry eyes!

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What do you call a person who can’t stop stealing kitchen supplies?
– A whisk taker

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I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.
Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants.

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The citrus fruits wanted to go on a road trip. One of them was the main oranger of everything as the trip was a success.

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Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:” Throw this and, wherever it lands, i’ll take you there for a holiday.”

Turns out we’re spending three weeks behind the fridge.

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