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Kitchen puns in 2024

My wife told me to stop stealing her kitchen utensils or else.
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs…
…but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.

I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower. I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.

If I put dull-tasting food in a bowl, will it have a bowlder taste?

You wouldn’t know it by looking at him, but my friend is a natural at remodeling kitchens.
He’s counter intuitive

For the lobsters in the kitchen….
…the sinking of the Titanic was a ‘miracle’.

A fly got stuck in the strainer. A chef who saw it exclaimed, “You got yourself in a fine mesh”.

I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him “Are you the friar?”
– He replied “No, I’m the chip monk…”

Shake it like a polaroid picture.

I’m trying out this new kitchen set with no egg beater
The says it’s a 30 day whisk free trial

I got tired of fighting straw… So I hit the hay.

What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
– Ape-rons.

I’m very grapeful for you.

I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night…
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.

My sister got extremely angry when she found that I was stir-frying our dog. I don’t understand why. She told me to take it on a wok!

The only way you can tell that the pasta you are preparing is done is if you have a good skill of Al-dente-fication!

In a 3600-year-old cooking pot, you can only find Ancient Greece!

We better hurry up. I think we’re running out of thyme.

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