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Kitchen puns in 2025

What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
– A skillet-ton.

Chris Ubank just advised me to shop lift some kitchen utensils
He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.

Pasta la vista baby!

My family tell me not to steal kitchen utensils
But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take

Napoleon arrived at a banquet and exclaimed, “Bon, a party”.

The barman in the pub looked over at me said, “Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?” ” Why would I want two empty glasses?” I asked

The favorite spice ingredient of any historian is anchovy!

Eggscuse me.

I have a high shelf in my kitchen to store meat. It’s safe to say… The steaks are high.

Me and a couple of friends went camping. Sitting beside the bonfire and telling stories is customary. However, we all need to be-ef frank with one another!

Let the good times roll.

I work in a kitchen and my colleague threw a satchet of salt at me and said
You’ve just been a-salted

At an Australian cooking show, the audience wasn’t a fan of the head chef preparing meringue. I was utterly shocked to know that Australians boo meringue!

A food critic visited an Indian restaurant and wanted to check how the bread was prepared. The owner declared it would not be a problem if the critic signed a naan-disclosure first!

If you’re making good prawn dishes, you’ll need a good apron.

You’re quite a dish!

The barman in the pub looked over at me said, “Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?” ” Why would I want two empty glasses?” I asked

As the young boy was about to join a culinary school, his father advised him not to give in to pear pressure!

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