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Kitchen puns in 2025

If I put dull-tasting food in a bowl, will it have a bowlder taste?

You wouldn’t know it by looking at him, but my friend is a natural at remodeling kitchens.
He’s counter intuitive

Shake it like a polaroid picture.

I’m trying out this new kitchen set with no egg beater
The says it’s a 30 day whisk free trial

A fly got stuck in the strainer. A chef who saw it exclaimed, “You got yourself in a fine mesh”.

I visited a monastery the other day and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips. I asked him “Are you the friar?”
– He replied “No, I’m the chip monk…”

I’m very grapeful for you.

I robbed a kitchen utensils shop last night…
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.

I got tired of fighting straw… So I hit the hay.

What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
– Ape-rons.

We better hurry up. I think we’re running out of thyme.

My sister got extremely angry when she found that I was stir-frying our dog. I don’t understand why. She told me to take it on a wok!

The only way you can tell that the pasta you are preparing is done is if you have a good skill of Al-dente-fication!

In a 3600-year-old cooking pot, you can only find Ancient Greece!

I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man frying chips…
‘Are you the friar? ‘ I asked him.

‘No, I am the chip monk’ he replied.

Edit : Holy crap ! More than 1K updoots for a silly joke ? Thanks guys ! I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of myself.

My mom was working in the kitchen, and she accidentally broke some tiles
And my dad said, “I told you that method would be fewtile”

Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced? It had grater plans.

My wife experiences occasional trouble cooking, but that’s not an issue for me at all. I bae-leaf in her!

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