Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Knee puns in 2025

Why did the man with the bad knee go to the mathematician?
– Because his knees were giving him problems he couldn’t solve.

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

Why does my brother always attack my knees playfully?
– Well, he really gets a kick out of it.

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

Knee-dless to say, get well soon.

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

Why do eagles spend most of their time on their knees?
– Because they are birds of prey.

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

There’s more ran meets the eye to my little knees.

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

What is the kind of Italian food that all knee surgery experts like to get as lunch?
– They like to get macaro-knee!

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

Why did the knee surgeon have a lot of food every day?
– This was because he was a case of gluto-knee!

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”

I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

Acompan-kneed.

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

Dat Knee
– Disney

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

I was at the restaurant when I spilled all the condiment over my leg. Now, there are mayoknees!

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

Why were the jokes about knee surgery so hilarious that they were knee slappers?
– This was because they were very fun-knee!

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

Just had double knee surgery in Japan
I guess you can call them Japa-knees

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

What is the old group of knee surgeons from the medical school called?
– They are called the AlumKnee association!

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

I was in the gym the other day, when I saw a man get down on one knee and propose to his girlfriend. Unfortunately she said no!
– Well that didn’t workout…

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

What should you call a knee that is extremely small in size?
– It should be called tiknee!

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

What’s a knee’s favorite dessert?
– A brown-ie!

Copy to clipboardCOPY PUN

Follow us on Facebook