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Knee puns in 2025

What is the name of the person who takes care of knee-related diseases and problems?
– Well, you call her a na-knee!

Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
– Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.

What is it called when your knee transplant fails?
– Irony

What do you call a knee that can grant you three magical wishes?
– We call it a ge-knee!

The knee replacement surgeon was made head of the hospital
– because he was thought to be a very good admikneestrator!

Just a stranger in kneed of some knee puns
– No, really. I have a report on knees due this week, but I got too inebriated to finish on my own. My partner got pissed at me, which I understand because this project is a joint effort and all.
So I need Reddit’s help to come up with some good ones to save the day and make the class laugh!

My girlfriend hit her knee on a drawer handle
I heard my girlfriend from the kitchen say “Ow!”
I walked in and said “what happened?”
She said pointed to a drawer handle and said “I knee’d this”
I said, “Well, I can get you more”

Lol iron-knee!

After having a knee dislocated and an elbow fractured in two barroom brawls Bradley should have learned to stay away from those joints.

What do you call the knees that are calm and at peace all the time?
– You call them harmo-knee!

Don’t you think leg puns can get a bit cor-knee?

What would you call your knee if it engages in a rap battle?
– Disney

What was the smaller model of the knee on which the doctors liked to demonstrate knee replacement surgery known as?
– It was known as a Mi-knee model!

Mickey Mouse says to the orthopedic doctor regarding his knee replacement surgery, “Doctor, I don’t kneed a surgery on that knee, I kneed one on Disknee!”

Why did the King kill the knee doctor after a bad surgery?
– Because the doctor refused to bend the knee!

Your swollen knee looks like a cartoon. No, not that knee, Disney.

Ago-knee.

Her knees…
Have faces.

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