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Knee puns in 2024

I was one of the nomin-knees for the competition. I picked up third prize at the ceremo-knee!

After going jogging so much my knees feel ancient, like they are going run-cid.

Why did the patient want the nurse to be with her while going to the operation theater for a knee replacement surgery?
– Because she wanted to be accompa-knee-d!

What do you call when a knee surgery expert is acting all haywire?
– You can say that he has lost his sa-knee-ty!

What should we be calling a thirteen-year-old knee?
– You can get to call it tee-knee!

What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?
– Anthony

An-knee-time.

Believe in something
Even if it means taking a knee.

During the soccer game, my friend was tackled badly. Well, it looked like he was in a lot of ago-knee!

What did the knee father sweetly call the knee boy?
– “Son-knee, come here please!”

Do you know when Chinese greet each other, they always ask about their knee?
– Knee how?

Why did the orthopedic doctor always put hats on the knees of his patients?
– This was because he wanted to make sure that their knee-caps were alright!

What was the doctor not too sure about the right knee replacement surgery?
– Because he was a cy-knee-c!

There was a competition once to determine who had the best knee. It was cheekily given the name TourKnee!

When you’re down, by the sea, and an eel bites your knee…
That’s a moray.

My son and I both have knee problems
It is a joint issue

Y’all don’t understand how hard I laughed at this

What do you say when all the knee surgery experts are having a get-together?
– It may be said that they are having a pic-knee-c!

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