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Knee puns in 2025

Dad will you patch my trousers?
– Sure, pass me the knee-dle and thread.

I think my knees are getting stronger, after all is said and run.

When the knee family went to buy a car at the showroom, which car did they decide upon?
– They decided to buy a Kneesan!

What do we say when a knee has reached the peak of its powers?
– We say that it has reached its ze-knee-th!

How would one describe a knee that is weak and not strong enough to perform daily jobs?
– You call it pu-knee!

A football player goes to the doctor and says “It hurts whenever I touch my face, knee and elbow.” The doctor says,
“You’ve broken your hand.”

Harmo-knee.

Why was the element crying?
– He hit his neon the ground

No matter what treatment I did on my knee, it still complained. Guess, I have never seen such a whi-knee!

What is the name of the person who takes care of knee-related diseases and problems?
– Well, you call her a na-knee!

Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
– Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.

What is it called when your knee transplant fails?
– Irony

What do you call a knee that can grant you three magical wishes?
– We call it a ge-knee!

The knee replacement surgeon was made head of the hospital
– because he was thought to be a very good admikneestrator!

Just a stranger in kneed of some knee puns
– No, really. I have a report on knees due this week, but I got too inebriated to finish on my own. My partner got pissed at me, which I understand because this project is a joint effort and all.
So I need Reddit’s help to come up with some good ones to save the day and make the class laugh!

My girlfriend hit her knee on a drawer handle
I heard my girlfriend from the kitchen say “Ow!”
I walked in and said “what happened?”
She said pointed to a drawer handle and said “I knee’d this”
I said, “Well, I can get you more”

Lol iron-knee!

After having a knee dislocated and an elbow fractured in two barroom brawls Bradley should have learned to stay away from those joints.

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