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Knee puns in 2025

Don’t you think leg puns can get a bit cor-knee?

What would you call your knee if it engages in a rap battle?
– Disney

What was the smaller model of the knee on which the doctors liked to demonstrate knee replacement surgery known as?
– It was known as a Mi-knee model!

Mickey Mouse says to the orthopedic doctor regarding his knee replacement surgery, “Doctor, I don’t kneed a surgery on that knee, I kneed one on Disknee!”

Why did the King kill the knee doctor after a bad surgery?
– Because the doctor refused to bend the knee!

Your swollen knee looks like a cartoon. No, not that knee, Disney.

Ago-knee.

Her knees…
Have faces.

During the horse races, we saw this horse who had magnificent limbs and knees. It was a hacknee horse!

I was one of the nomin-knees for the competition. I picked up third prize at the ceremo-knee!

After going jogging so much my knees feel ancient, like they are going run-cid.

Why did the patient want the nurse to be with her while going to the operation theater for a knee replacement surgery?
– Because she wanted to be accompa-knee-d!

What do you call when a knee surgery expert is acting all haywire?
– You can say that he has lost his sa-knee-ty!

What should we be calling a thirteen-year-old knee?
– You can get to call it tee-knee!

What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?
– Anthony

An-knee-time.

Believe in something
Even if it means taking a knee.

During the soccer game, my friend was tackled badly. Well, it looked like he was in a lot of ago-knee!

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