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Knee puns in 2025

I once met a man who had many knees. He was from the country of Poly-Knee-Sia!

What is the name of the cute rabbit who has knees in the shape of bread?
– You call him a bun-knee!

From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.
He’s okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.

What is the type of music that one should listen to while having a knee replacement surgery?
– One should listen to an apatella band!

Why was the patient feeling drowsy after his knee surgery?
– This was because he was given a strong dose of akneesthesia!

What should one be calling a knee that is acting strange and silly?
– We should be calling it a loo-knee!

Why do doctors hit your knee?
– They get a small kick out of it

When I was a kid, I fell down and hurt my knee. As I sat there crying, my father came over to check on me.
Dad pointed to a red area near the top of my knee that was obviously the injury and said “where does it hurt? Is it your high knee, (then he points much lower) or your low knee?”
I respond, “it’s my high knee.”
Dad says, “it’s your heinie??! I thought you hurt your knee!”
I remember being furious. I have now pulled this one on my five year old, and I can’t wait until my one year old is old enough to be on the receiving end of it as well.

Taking a knee
– Who did it better?

Well, my leg was hurting and I couldn’t really walk, so my doctor told me that was in urgent knee-d of a replacement!

Why was the artist drawing abstract knee pictures for his new series?
– Because he said, it was a ma-knee-festation of his imagi-knee-tion!

Hello, my name is Richard, and I have a bad knee..
You can call me Limp Dick

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.

What is the name of the cartoon channel related to knees that children like to watch?
– We call it Kneeckelodeon!

The doctor was checking his patient for knee replacement surgery when the patient started to speak a whole lot of pho-knee balo-knee!

Why was the patient’s knee not working well after the knee replacement surgery?
– Because it had declared muti-knee against the patient!

You have to get a knee operation, ortho you thought.

I need some knee puns please
My dad had knee surgery yesterday And my wife made some cookies, she wants to write some witty knee jokes on them with frosting and we “kneed” your help! Thank you in advance all your beautiful people !

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