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Knee puns in 2025

What do we say when a knee has reached the peak of its powers?
– We say that it has reached its ze-knee-th!

How would one describe a knee that is weak and not strong enough to perform daily jobs?
– You call it pu-knee!

Dad will you patch my trousers?
– Sure, pass me the knee-dle and thread.

I think my knees are getting stronger, after all is said and run.

When the knee family went to buy a car at the showroom, which car did they decide upon?
– They decided to buy a Kneesan!

No matter what treatment I did on my knee, it still complained. Guess, I have never seen such a whi-knee!

What is the name of the person who takes care of knee-related diseases and problems?
– Well, you call her a na-knee!

A football player goes to the doctor and says “It hurts whenever I touch my face, knee and elbow.” The doctor says,
“You’ve broken your hand.”

Harmo-knee.

Why was the element crying?
– He hit his neon the ground

What do you call a knee that can grant you three magical wishes?
– We call it a ge-knee!

The knee replacement surgeon was made head of the hospital
– because he was thought to be a very good admikneestrator!

Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
– Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.

What is it called when your knee transplant fails?
– Irony

After having a knee dislocated and an elbow fractured in two barroom brawls Bradley should have learned to stay away from those joints.

What do you call the knees that are calm and at peace all the time?
– You call them harmo-knee!

Just a stranger in kneed of some knee puns
– No, really. I have a report on knees due this week, but I got too inebriated to finish on my own. My partner got pissed at me, which I understand because this project is a joint effort and all.
So I need Reddit’s help to come up with some good ones to save the day and make the class laugh!

My girlfriend hit her knee on a drawer handle
I heard my girlfriend from the kitchen say “Ow!”
I walked in and said “what happened?”
She said pointed to a drawer handle and said “I knee’d this”
I said, “Well, I can get you more”

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