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Knee puns in 2025

Why was the patient’s knee not working well after the knee replacement surgery?
– Because it had declared muti-knee against the patient!

Hello, my name is Richard, and I have a bad knee..
You can call me Limp Dick

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.

What is the name of the cartoon channel related to knees that children like to watch?
– We call it Kneeckelodeon!

How do you describe a person’s knees that are very sharp?
– You say they are like a knee-dle!

You have to get a knee operation, ortho you thought.

I need some knee puns please
My dad had knee surgery yesterday And my wife made some cookies, she wants to write some witty knee jokes on them with frosting and we “kneed” your help! Thank you in advance all your beautiful people !

You know you’re 50 when…
Your trick knee goes out more than you do.

I recently went fishing with my father, and we were surprised to catch something with two knees. It turned out to be a two-knee fish!

What happened when the knee surgery was unsuccessful on the patient?
– The patient said he was doing fine with a tone of iro-knee!

What’s a leg’s favorite hat?
– A knee cap!

Winning the relay race is a joint effort!

What is the kind of knee that blows out smoke?
– We call it a chimknee!

The stand-up comic was saying a whole lot of jokes about his knee replacement surgery, but all those jokes were very cor-knee!

Doctor’s are always hitting their patients on the knee to test their reflexes. They really get a kick out of it.

Glutto-knee.

How knee high boots go past your knees

What was the name of the famous sitcom character known for his great knees?
– His name was Bar-knee Stinson!

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