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Knee puns in 2025

What do you say when all the knee surgery experts are having a get-together?
– It may be said that they are having a pic-knee-c!

What is the kind of pizza that knee surgery experts love having?
– They like to get the peppero-knee pizza!

I fell over the other day so one of my knees is grazed. It’s very jealous of the knee that is in one piece. There’s muti-knee between them!

I got down on one knee and asked her if she’d be the mother to my kids, she said yes…
– Guess who’s gonna find a bunch of losers in a box tomorrow morning at their doorstep.

What is the cartoon about knees, that everyone loves to see, known as?
– They are called a-knee-me!

The other day, a friend told me a joke about a sofa related to knee surgery. It didn’t make any sense but it was sofa knee!

What was the reason for the knee specialist turning into a sage?
– He wanted to have a mea-knee-ingful life!

You haven’t had growing pains yet?
– You kneed to hurry up!

I tapped my 11 year old son’s knee yesterday and said “what organ is this?”
– He said “umm, my leg?” I said “nope it’s your kid knee”.

Q: What would you call a humorous knee?
A: Fun-ny!

Once, a knee studied very hard and cracked the examinations to study law. Very soon, it was on its way to becoming an attor-knee!

One of my knees is much bigger than the other. I wish they were in harmo-knee.

What is the name of the Marvel Comics character who has extremely good leg parts?
– His name is To-knee Stark!

Had knee surgery today
While the nurse was getting me ready to go, she had to disconnect the wires and take off all tabs. She said there all wires removed. I said “thanks now I am wireless!”
The wife groaned

Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
– He never liked Bruised Knee

Oh the iron knee

What do you call a knee that has never been seen before anywhere in the world?
– You call it u-knee-que!

What do you call a knee that is addicted to social media?
– You can call it a mille-knee-al!

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