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Knee puns in 2025

I took my son to see Santa today, but as soon as he sat on his knee he started crying. “What’s wrong?” I asked.
“It’s this job! I hate it!”

I saw my son scratching his knee
I asked him if he had a 123.
Confused, he looked at me and asked what I meant.
I stared back and said, you have an ichi ni san.

What is the knee that is an expert in martial arts known as?
– Well, you can easily get to call it a Knee-nja!

The psychiatrist encountered a weird case in his clinic the other day. There was a patient who was hallucinating about his knees. It was a case of schizophre-knee-a!

Guys give me some good KNEE puns. Yes, i am In-Knee-ciating, this
– because i really knee-d it

Still feeling foggy after the knee operation?
– Must be the an-knee-sthetic!

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes.
– He really gets a kick out of it.

Q: Why do Africans wear baggy pants?
A: Because their knee grows.

What is the name of the famous knee that is a big tourist attraction and brings in a lot of revenue?
– It is known as the mo-knee!

My sister started pointing at my knees and laughing. What’s fun-knee?
– I asked her.

Mickey to Goofy: My knee hurts!
Goofy: Which one?
Mickey: Disney!

What should you be calling a festival celebrating the importance of knees?
– We should be calling it a Car-Knee-Val!

The doctor told me that I had two options: either get surgery on my patella or use a walking stick for the rest of my life. Kneedless to say, I went for the knee surgery!

How did the patient pay for his knee surgery?
– He paid for it by giving knee-ckles!

I have a scar on my knee. It was made from scratch.

Ho-knee.

The surgeon advised the football player to not have the knee replacement surgery
– because the injury was insigkneeficant!

Dad will you patch my trousers?
– Sure, pass me the knee-dle and thread.

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