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Knee puns in 2025

Did you hear Bruce Lee hit his knee
He is now bruise knee

Why do doctors give special attention to the knees of little children?
– This is because they are kid-knees!

Apart from a cap, what else does a knee like to wear?
– Well, the knee absolutely loves to wear the beaknee!

What was the name of the famous sitcom character known for his great knees?
– His name was Bar-knee Stinson!

My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.

Cor-knee.

Why is your leg glowing?
– Put your neon my desk and we’ll see

My mother had a weird disease where she couldn’t remember that she had knees. The doctors diagnosed it as a case of am-knee-sia!

Where did the knee surgery expert go to learn about all things related to knees?
– He went to the U-knee-versity!

I took my son to see Santa today, but as soon as he sat on his knee he started crying. “What’s wrong?” I asked.
“It’s this job! I hate it!”

I saw my son scratching his knee
I asked him if he had a 123.
Confused, he looked at me and asked what I meant.
I stared back and said, you have an ichi ni san.

What is the knee that is an expert in martial arts known as?
– Well, you can easily get to call it a Knee-nja!

The psychiatrist encountered a weird case in his clinic the other day. There was a patient who was hallucinating about his knees. It was a case of schizophre-knee-a!

Guys give me some good KNEE puns. Yes, i am In-Knee-ciating, this
– because i really knee-d it

Still feeling foggy after the knee operation?
– Must be the an-knee-sthetic!

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes.
– He really gets a kick out of it.

Q: Why do Africans wear baggy pants?
A: Because their knee grows.

What is the name of the famous knee that is a big tourist attraction and brings in a lot of revenue?
– It is known as the mo-knee!

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