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Knee puns in 2025

After having a knee dislocated and an elbow fractured in two barroom brawls Bradley should have learned to stay away from those joints.

What do you call the knees that are calm and at peace all the time?
– You call them harmo-knee!

Don’t you think leg puns can get a bit cor-knee?

What would you call your knee if it engages in a rap battle?
– Disney

What was the smaller model of the knee on which the doctors liked to demonstrate knee replacement surgery known as?
– It was known as a Mi-knee model!

Mickey Mouse says to the orthopedic doctor regarding his knee replacement surgery, “Doctor, I don’t kneed a surgery on that knee, I kneed one on Disknee!”

Why did the King kill the knee doctor after a bad surgery?
– Because the doctor refused to bend the knee!

Your swollen knee looks like a cartoon. No, not that knee, Disney.

Ago-knee.

Her knees…
Have faces.

During the horse races, we saw this horse who had magnificent limbs and knees. It was a hacknee horse!

I was one of the nomin-knees for the competition. I picked up third prize at the ceremo-knee!

After going jogging so much my knees feel ancient, like they are going run-cid.

Why did the patient want the nurse to be with her while going to the operation theater for a knee replacement surgery?
– Because she wanted to be accompa-knee-d!

What do you call when a knee surgery expert is acting all haywire?
– You can say that he has lost his sa-knee-ty!

What should we be calling a thirteen-year-old knee?
– You can get to call it tee-knee!

What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?
– Anthony

An-knee-time.

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