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Knee puns in 2025

Q: What would you call a humorous knee?
A: Fun-ny!

Once, a knee studied very hard and cracked the examinations to study law. Very soon, it was on its way to becoming an attor-knee!

You haven’t had growing pains yet?
– You kneed to hurry up!

One of my knees is much bigger than the other. I wish they were in harmo-knee.

What is the name of the Marvel Comics character who has extremely good leg parts?
– His name is To-knee Stark!

Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
– He never liked Bruised Knee

Oh the iron knee

What do you call a knee that has never been seen before anywhere in the world?
– You call it u-knee-que!

What do you call a knee that is addicted to social media?
– You can call it a mille-knee-al!

Had knee surgery today
While the nurse was getting me ready to go, she had to disconnect the wires and take off all tabs. She said there all wires removed. I said “thanks now I am wireless!”
The wife groaned

Anytime someone hurts their knee try these:
Ask where it hurts and then say “oh so you hurt your High-knee” if it’s the top of the knee, or “oh you hurt your Below-knee” if it’s lower. My dumbest but favorite joke I’ve come up with.

What would you call a knee that cannot keep its cool before a knee replacement surgery?
– You get to call it pa-knee-c!

My daughter came to me crying, “Daddy, I hurt my knee!”. There was a lot of concern when I asked her whether Eenie, Meenie, and Mo were alright!

Why were the police trying to catch the knee surgery expert?
– This was because he had a lot of ammu-knee-tion!

My legs can’t be apart, they’re so kneedy!

I was in the gym the other day, when I saw a man get down on one knee and propose to his girlfriend. Unfortunately she said no!
– Well that didn’t workout…

Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.

What should you call a knee that is extremely small in size?
– It should be called tiknee!

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