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Knee puns in 2025

My sister started pointing at my knees and laughing. What’s fun-knee?
– I asked her.

Mickey to Goofy: My knee hurts!
Goofy: Which one?
Mickey: Disney!

What should you be calling a festival celebrating the importance of knees?
– We should be calling it a Car-Knee-Val!

The doctor told me that I had two options: either get surgery on my patella or use a walking stick for the rest of my life. Kneedless to say, I went for the knee surgery!

How did the patient pay for his knee surgery?
– He paid for it by giving knee-ckles!

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