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Knee puns in 2025

Hello, my name is Richard, and I have a bad knee..
You can call me Limp Dick

My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.

What is the name of the cartoon channel related to knees that children like to watch?
– We call it Kneeckelodeon!

The doctor was checking his patient for knee replacement surgery when the patient started to speak a whole lot of pho-knee balo-knee!

Why was the patient’s knee not working well after the knee replacement surgery?
– Because it had declared muti-knee against the patient!

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